Happiest jokes

I'm at my happiest point in life. I'm dating someone that's autistic, and I was just saying I needed someone special in my life.

If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on the planet.

When I get suicidal, everyone worries. I don't know why because that is when I'm the happiest, thinking about death.

They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well, apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.

My happiest moment in life was getting a positive grade on my H.I.V. test without studying.