Gorge Floyd jokes

What's the difference between George Floyd and Joe Biden?

They both talk like they're on fent.

What do you call a shoe made by George Floyd?

The Breath Takers.

Put Helen Keller in George Floyd's position. How would she cry out for help? Would she just moan, or would she try to do sign language?

I recently got pulled over by the cops and started spazzing out because of the police lights.

He arrested me for impersonating George Floyd.

*I have seizures*

The difference between George Floyd and Kobe Bryant is Kobe got air.