Good Person

Good Person jokes

Death

Mary's mother was a good person. Why did she die?

Because she got stabbed in the heart 60 times by a switchblade.

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  • Stephen Hawking

    Man, I’m so sorry that Stephen Hawking is dead; he was such a good person.

    Too bad it’s a staircase to Heaven and not a ramp.

    Fact

    5 Cobra Kai Facts:

    1: Johnny = Daniel

    2: Miguel > Robby

    3: Miyagi Do = Eagle Fang

    4: Chozen and Daniel > Kreese and Silver

    5: Tory is actually a good person.

    People

    They say that bad things happen to good people.

    So if you get run over by a car just know you're a good person.

    Apology

    Ok, so I know most or all of you guys hate me, and that's fine. You guys most likely know me as a horrible person, which I don't know where you would hear that from.

    And finally, I am truly a good person; you just need to know me better. The only reason I fought Tina and Jack was because I was trying to be nice to another guy. Then I realized what side I should have been on. I'm pretty sure everyone on this hates me. Just I'm sorry, and just forgive me. Alya, Tina, Jack, and someone else, I think all are nice people; they just stick up for each other, and that's what I realized. So if you still hate me, it's fine; I'll be leaving this app soon, maybe. Hate makes me sad, even though I use it, but I know what was wrong. I want to join the good side, so just give a chance. This was watersharky's Apologies.

    Language

    Why do you joke about Helen Keller?

    She was a good person, and she learned sign language and learned to talk. So why DO YOU MAKE FUN OF HER!

    Community

    yay todays my last day of school

    in honor of the old tradition of wje, Imma do a shout-out list thingy Ethan: You're a great fellow mod and a great guy overall to be with, even if you still lie to yourself that you don't like femboys Kayla: You've been a really good person and a great friend and i'm very glad that I got to meet you. (btw, I wonder how many calories Mr. Nibbles is) Hyphen: you're a pretty cool guy. S… Read more

    Im With Stupid 1 minute ago haha it seems my ties of middle school and elementry has passed , and it seems i may be possibly be going to a bloody hell of a highschool , or maybe have the next best / good/ or so years of my life , It seems it is also my last day of school , i will Try being online during the summer , im not 100% sure . Now i will enchant a list of my fellow friends tht made this site fun.

    1. Jake , m… Read more

    JAKE WTAF? YOU CHOOSE EVERYONE WHO WOULDN'T BE GOOD SEPT MADI WITCH SHE WOULD BE MID. YOU CHOSE FUCKING AG? YOU CHOOSE PEOPLE WHO ARE TROLLS? YOU CHOOSE PEOPLE SO MADI WOULD WIN. ALR IM SAYING THIS THAN I AM QUITTING OK? JAKE WHEN I CAME HERE YOU WHERE OK YOU WERE A GOOD PERSON BUT EVER SENSE MADI GOT HERE IT GOT WORSE. Jake.. You put horrible candidates care you where scared your girlfriend would not win. That is horrible, Im done. Toast, flappy, Amy, mal, SAH, ethan, can text me, everyone else fuck off.