Gaming jokes
Why is America bad at Clash Royale?
Because they can't defend their towers.
"Would you like to play the rape game?"
"No wtf" she replied.
"That's the spirit!"
What happened after Technoblade died?
Everyone got raw pork chop.
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
They cut deep.
Why isn’t the Moon Emo anymore?
Turns out it was just a phase.
How many emos like anagrams?
Some.
What do you call those who remain My Chemical Romance fans?
Emold.
What is the connection between Emos and Darth Vader?
They both dress in all black and none of them has a father.
What do you call flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Who cares, let them cry in the dark.
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
Anthony went into the bakery and ordered Emo Cake.
“Emo cake?” says the baker. ”What exactly is it?”
Anthony says, “It’s the cake that cuts itself.”
How do you pull an emo from a tree?
Cut the rope.
What’s the similarity between emos and unsalted popcorn?
They’re both white and flavorless.
What do emo birds call their mouths?
Bleaks.
What do you call an obese emo teen?
An edgelord.
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What do you call a gang of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
How are cats and emos different from one another?
The cat still has 8 other lives.
Why does emo get tattoos of fruits on their arms?
They are playing Fruit Ninja.
What will you call Sonic if he’s an emo?
Sonic the Edgy hog.
Why would the emo swallow a clock?
So he could wake up inside.
Why are Emos still around?
Because the suffering never ends.
What is the best way to get an emo off your balcony?
You encourage them.
What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?
A toaster.
What is the favorite game of an emo?
Hangman.
Why do people wish their lawn grass was emo?
So it could cut itself.
A group of friends started an emo salsa band.
They call themselves HisPanic at the Disco.
What is the difference between pizza and emo pizza?
Emo pizza kind of cuts itself.
This chess game against America and England is getting interesting. First, America lost both of its towers, but now England has lost its queen.
What was the Twin Towers favorite game? Jenga.
What were the Fortnite kid's last words? "I didn't know pumps are back in the game!"
Did the people of England see a "game over" sign in the sky when the queen died?
What is the best feeling for an orphan when he plays Grand Theft Auto?
When he is wanted!
"Squid Game" doll be like: "Gugu la gu, your mom, my balls!"
The warden is stronger than the ender dragon, but WHY IS IT NOT A BOSS?
(Doesn't have boss bar.)
"What happened to your arm?" "Oh, uh... I became a gacha emo."
What's an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
A) Why don't orphans play Minecraft Online?
Q) Because Technoblade will get their I.P. address and cum to their houses!
What is an emo's least favorite game? Fruit Ninja.
Have you played the game Imagine Dragons? Imagine draggin' deez nuts!
How do you win a game of musical chairs? You steal the chair!
Badminton: Your breath is so bad that you have to take a mint before you go on Fortnite.
Did you know that in 2001 there was an Among Us game, except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.
"I'm very good in sports."
"In which sports?"
"EA Sports."