Fundraiser jokes

I decided to make a charity bungee jump for the local disabled. It's called "Spastics on Elastics."

What is the difference between a male prostitute who is a Democrat and a male prostitute who is a Republican?

When Republicans perform fellatio for money, it is called prostitution, but when Democrats perform fellatio for money, it is called a donation to their political campaign.

I'm doing a charity bungee jump for the local disabled.

It's called "spastics on elastics."

Azibo works 10 hours a day in the sun and is paid 1 euro an hour. Thanks to a fundraiser we will be able to raise the necessary funds to buy a whip to make him work twice as much.

Boosterthon asks to raise up to $35,000.

I donate $35,000. I ask, "What's my prize?" Boosterthon worker says, "Here's a headband." Me: "I donated the goal, so is that it?" Boosterthon worker: "No, it's $35,000 per person." I pass out. Boosterthon worker goes back to work like it is a regular day.

It isn't a real charity until India opens call centers, like they did with Africa.

I found the best GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-get-the-time-machine.

Drake has too much meat. Donate to the people in need.

I did a bungee jump for charity recently. It was called "spastics on elastics."

In order to get $355 million for his civil fraud case, Donald Trump desperately needed to fundraise. So, in every Republican Party event, he will serve the Patriotic Trump Dog! It consists of an 80-year-old sausage inside a 10-year-old cream bun, topped with Russian dressing.

Trump does have the best people, doesn't he?