Former jokes

Someone asked the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton why she lost the 2016 presidential election to Donald John Trump, and the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton said, "Because someone asked her what she would do for a Klondike Bar?"

If you go to someone's house and see the flag of the former Soviet Union hanging on the wall,

that's a big red flag!

Did you know that former Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison was a firefighter? He got fired for trying to fight a fire with tickets to Hawaii.

Ricardo Medina, one of the former red Power Rangers, pleaded guilty to killing his roommate with a sword.

What do you call a male robot who wants to be a girl?

A trans-former.

Why does former president Donald J. Trump still want the Mexican government to help him to build a wall to keep them out because he is a Christian nationalist on steroids?

Sneed feed seed.

Formerly Chuck's!

How do you find out about the accomplishments of the former president of the United States James Earl Carter?

Read the label on the jar of Skippy peanut butter.

My bumper sticker says: "👋FORMER BABY ON BOARD."