Forestry jokes
Trees are just bushes with lift kits.
What's a rapper's favorite kind of tree?
CYPRESS HILL.
What do you call a depressed tree?
A wood cutter.
Why did the man cut down the tree? Because it was there. 馃懆馃獨馃尣
Why didn't the man cut down the tree? Because it wasn't there. 馃槙馃獨鈦夛笍
Why did the tree cut down the man? Because it was a bad tree. 馃尣馃獨馃槷
It's not surprising there isn't a whole lot of good tree jokes.
Most foresters have a wooden personality.
How do trees find each other? They log-ate!
Do you like tree jokes? Because they leaf me in tears! :3
What did the tree say to the Lumberjack? Leaf me alone!
Here's a good tree joke to spruce up your day!
A lumberjack goes to a person's house.
Then he realized the tree was too big and was stumped and had to leaf.
I despise lumberjacks. They are always barking up the wrong tree, all bark and no bite.
They just need to leaf people alone or stick with something nicer.