Trees are just bushes with lift kits.
What do you call a depressed tree?
A wood cutter.
Why did the man cut down the tree? Because it was there. 👨🪚🌲
Why didn't the man cut down the tree? Because it wasn't there. 😕🪚!?️
Why did the tree cut down the man? Because it was a bad tree. 🌲🪚😮
It's not surprising there isn't a whole lot of good tree jokes.
Most foresters have a wooden personality.
How do trees find each other? They log-ate!
