Trees are just bushes with lift kits.
What's a rapper's favorite kind of tree?
CYPRESS HILL.
What do you call a depressed tree?
A wood cutter.
Why did the man cut down the tree? Because it was there. 👨🪚🌲
Why didn't the man cut down the tree? Because it wasn't there. 😕🪚!?️
Why did the tree cut down the man? Because it was a bad tree. 🌲🪚😮
It's not surprising there isn't a whole lot of good tree jokes.
Most foresters have a wooden personality.
How do trees find each other? They log-ate!
Do you like tree jokes? Because they leaf me in tears! :3
What did the tree say to the Lumberjack? Leaf me alone!
Here's a good tree joke to spruce up your day!
A lumberjack goes to a person's house.
Then he realized the tree was too big and was stumped and had to leaf.
I despise lumberjacks. They are always barking up the wrong tree, all bark and no bite.
They just need to leaf people alone or stick with something nicer.
