Forestry jokes
Trees are just bushes with lift kits.
What's a rapper's favorite kind of tree?
CYPRESS HILL.
What do you call a depressed tree?
A wood cutter.
Why did the man cut down the tree? Because it was there. ๐จ๐ช๐ฒ
Why didn't the man cut down the tree? Because it wasn't there. ๐๐ช!?๏ธ
Why did the tree cut down the man? Because it was a bad tree. ๐ฒ๐ช๐ฎ
It's not surprising there isn't a whole lot of good tree jokes.
Most foresters have a wooden personality.
How do trees find each other? They log-ate!
Do you like tree jokes? Because they leaf me in tears! :3
What did the tree say to the Lumberjack? Leaf me alone!
Here's a good tree joke to spruce up your day!
A lumberjack goes to a person's house.
Then he realized the tree was too big and was stumped and had to leaf.
I despise lumberjacks. They are always barking up the wrong tree, all bark and no bite.
They just need to leaf people alone or stick with something nicer.