Florist jokes

Somebody keeps sending me flowers with their heads cut off.

I think I'm being stalked.

What did the big flower say to the little flower?

Hi, Bud!

What type of flower do you give an orphan?

A self-raising [flour].

Roses are red, Violets are red, Sunflowers are red,

HOLY SHIT, MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

What type of flower does an orphan use?

Self-raising flour.

A teenage guy is taking a girl to a dance. First, he goes to buy her flowers, but there’s a really long line at the florist. Finally, he buys them.

Then, he goes to rent a tux, but there’s a really long line for that, too. After a few hours, he gets the tux.

That night, he picks up the girl and they go to the school for the dance. There’s a long line to get in that goes halfway around the school. A while later, they finally get in. They dance and talk for a while, then the guy gets thirsty, so he goes over to the table to get punch. There is no punch line.