Somebody keeps sending me flowers with their heads cut off.
I think I'm being stalked.
A teenage guy is taking a girl to a dance. First, he goes to buy her flowers. But thereβs a really long line at the florist. Finally, he buys them. Then, he goes to rent a tux, but thereβs a really long line for that too. After a few hours, he gets the tux. That night, he picks up the girl and they go to the school for the dance. Thereβs a long line to get in that goes halfway around the school. A while later, they finally get in. They dance and talk for a while, then the guy gets thirsty, so he goes over to the table to get punch. There is no punch line.
