Flattening jokes
Yo mama was so fat, the Earth was flat before they put your mama in a grave.
Yo mama's so fat that the earth used to be flat before they buried her.
Your mum is so fat when she died the Earth was flat! 😂😂😂😂
"Why do people call Americans excessive?"
"It was probably because of WWII."
"Oh, you mean the war where America responded to the destruction of several ships and a harbor and the deaths of a little over a thousand by completely flattening two cities and killing hundreds of thousands of people?"
A man is driving down the road and runs over a rabbit. He slams on his brakes, gets out, and walks up to the flattened bunny. The bunny is obviously expired.
A passing car slams on its brakes and screeches to a halt. The driver of that car runs up to the bunny, pulls out an aerosol can, and sprays the bunny with the aerosol spray. The bunny jumps up, runs a few feet, then stops, turns around, and waves its paw at the two men. Runs away a few more feet, stops, turns around, and waves at the two men. Runs away a few more feet, stops, turns around, and waves at the two men. He continues to do this until he’s out of sight.
The first driver looks at the man with the aerosol can and says, “Wow, that is amazing! What is in that can?” The man looks at the can and reads the label, “Hair restorer, with a permanent wave.”
Flat.
My bitch as flat as her grannie's heartbeat.
Say _______ is so flat that when someone hit them, they got a paper cut!
What is flatter than an Asian?
Their nose.
You're so flat, you make pancakes look thiccc.
How do you flatten curves?
With an abortion.
The earth was flat until they buried your mom.
The Earth was flat until they buried you.