Fallout 4 jokes

My boyfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.

My girlfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.

Bro, why does Ohio look like Fallout 4?

"Ukraine looks like Fallout 4, woah!"

What do you play Fallout 4 with low health?

You Fallout.

When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.

Imagine you're playing GTA and you finally found out how to take out a gun: Option 1: shoot someone Option 2: suicide

Me: Aren't they the same thing?

Drop me in Afghanistan with a Dodge Challenger Super Stock, a Mexican named Jose, a 6 pack of Dr. Pepper, a golden SCAR, a pack of chimichangas, and an M4A1, and I'll have the Taliban saying the Pledge of Allegiance in 4 hours.