black people are living proof we evolved from monkeys
What happens when a Tandemaus evolves
Friend: Whats that white stuff coming out of the Pokémon Box
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Mom, how were hoomans made? Son, it’s because Adam and Eve were brought down by god and made babies!
Dad, how were hoomans made. Son, us humans evolved from monkeys!
Mom, dad said hoomans were evolved from monkeys, is that true? Oh son, (ruffles smol man’s hair) your dad was telling you his side of the family, and I was telling my side :)
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
What's that Pokemon that evolves into macargo? Slugma slugma dick
What’s the difference between your boyfriend and a condom? A. Condoms have evolved: They’re not so thick and insensitive anymore.
Pokemon Jokes!
What do you do when your Loudred evolves? Buy more earplugs!
RIL POKEM Amxiety evolved into depression.Depression was the finally stage evelution
yo'mama sometimes always happens to let you know you're back in New York -- like the way people order in a restaurant: 'Could you take my order before Jesus gets back? What's the matter with you? I've evolved into another species here, you understand? I can't eat clam chowder no more. I gotta see the cyborg menu, you understand?'
