Electric Toothbrush jokes
Brother: "I can hear you using the vibrator every night, I鈥檓 right here if you need help."
Sister: "That鈥檚 my f***ing electric toothbrush!"
Brother: "Oh, well the offer still stands."
What's at least 6 inches long and goes in your mouth, and it's more fun if it vibrates?
A toothbrush.
The Toaster, otherwise known as the ultimate bath bomb.
Q. What鈥檚 white, sticky, and better to spit than to swallow?
A. Toothpaste.
It's said Duracell batteries are supposed to last 75 years, well Stephen, here you are.
What do bees brush their hair with?
A honeycomb.