Electric Toothbrush jokes
Brother: "I can hear you using the vibrator every night, I鈥檓 right here if you need help."
Sister: "That鈥檚 my f***ing electric toothbrush!"
Brother: "Oh, well the offer still stands."
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What's at least 6 inches long and goes in your mouth, and it's more fun if it vibrates?
A toothbrush.
Q. What鈥檚 white, sticky, and better to spit than to swallow?
A. Toothpaste.
The Toaster, otherwise known as the ultimate bath bomb.
What is six inches, goes in your mouth, and it's fun when it vibrates? A toothbrush.