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I'd train gorillas in weightlifting, really see how tanked they can get. Boost them with steroids along
the way.
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After that, I take my army of beasts, pump them full of cocaine, and let them loose in an empty
shopping mall.
Wanna see which stores they like and which ones they don't. Y'know, for science nshit.
Edit: I've had some fantastic input from you geniuses. To add: The gorillas will be trained in all
beefup exercises, even though science is against me on this one. We're gonna throw some PCP in
with the cocaine. Cybernetic hearts to handle the load of coke, yadda, yadda, yadda... thought I
had more on this. Oh! And the mall is empty because I'm not a freaking murderer, you guys! Quit
trying to kill everyone! Not all science is about death, geez.

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What is "normal" though? There's not really a "normal", there's just a "majority".
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Well obviously they mean that they're bisexual, given that bisexuality is theorized to
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