Dry jokes

I'm bone dry in material, but I have a skeleTON of skeleton jokes. After I tell you all these rib ticklers, you will have a bone to pick with if you didn't find that funny, you outta rip my spine out.

Why did the chipmunk swim on its back?

To keep its nuts dry.

Robyn Olive in 10.

Eli Tremain.

What do lawyers wear to court?

Lawsuits.

Did you know that towels are the leading cause of dry skin?

What pool never runs dry?

The one on the Titanic.

Why did the squirrel do the backstroke?

He wanted to keep his nuts dry.

Wanna hear a dry joke? A desert.

What's the difference between a pool and a toddler?

One doesn't scream when you go in dry ;)

I like women how I like my hair dryer: locked in a closet most of the time and only being used to blow me dry.

This one time I said to a person that they are dry, then I was wet (ba dum tiss).

My bully said I have to shut up. I said, "Shut down" (ba dum tiss).