Did you know that towels are the leading cause of dry skin?
What pool never runs dry?
The one on the Titanic.
Why did the squirrel do the backstroke?
He wanted to keep his nuts dry.
Wanna hear a dry joke? A desert.
What's the difference between a pool and a toddler?
One doesn't scream when you go in dry ;)
I like women how I like my hair dryer: locked in a closet most of the time and only being used to blow me dry.
This one time I said to a person that they are dry, then I was wet (ba dum tiss).
My bully said I have to shut up. I said, "Shut down" (ba dum tiss).
