Did you know that towels are the leading cause of dry skin
What pool never runs dry?
The one on the Titanic.
Why did the squirrel do the backstroke?
He wanted to keep his nuts dry.
wanna hear a dry joke? a desert
whats the difference between a pool and a toddler? one doesn't scream when you go in dry ;)
I like women how I like my hair dryer, locked in a closet most of the time, and only being used to blow me dry
this one time i said to a person that tehy are dry they i was wet (ba dum tiss) my bully said i have to shut up i said shut down (ba dum tiss)
