DoS jokes
When you see a deer, what do you say?
"Oh deer!"
What do you do when life gives you lemons? Slit your wrist and give a lemon a twist. 🙂💊💉
What do you call a person with Down syndrome who graduated high school?
Impossible!
A friend was doing bird puns on me. Then I realized that toucan play at that game.
How do Asians name their kids? They drop spoons and forks down the stairs. Chin Chan Chon.
What do you call a redneck sister who runs faster than her brothers?
A virgin.
What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A rip off.
How do you make a dead baby float?
1 cup rootbeer 2 scoops dead baby.
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
Because they don't want to be mistaken as feminists.
What do you call a pizza?
Anthony Cahill's face!
Allan: What are you doing Saturday night?
Museum girl: Committing suicide.
Allan: What about Friday night?
What do you call a pool full of white people?
Kix.
What do you call a load of retards in a swimming pool?
Vegetable soup.
What do you call a blind author?
A Braille writer.
What do you call a club that owls go to?
Hooters.
How do you know you're following a DeLorean? The white line disappears.
What do dairy products praise? Cheeseus.
Why do pills work?
Because they are white.
What do women and peanut butter have in common?
They're both easy to spread.
What is Beethoven doing right now?
Nothing, because he is dead.