DoS jokes
A kid is watching TV and sees an ad about adopting an animal. He then turns to his mother and says, “Do we have to adopt a donkey?” “No,” replied the mom, “but we decided to do it... we adopted you.”
I fucked a chick named Macy, but she had dyslexia.
So I ended up doing the YMCA.
What do you call mo on a dating website? Tissue face.
Why do people with Down syndrome always look funny?
It’s their funny face.
Why do you make fun of disabled people?
They can't stand up for themselves.
What's the difference between Tyler and a rooster? A rooster says, "cock-a-doodle-doo," Tyler says, "any cock will do."
How do you blow up an Indian person?
You press the red button.
What do you play Fallout 4 with low health?
You Fallout.
So, a guy walks into a bar, and he tells the bartender, "After this last drink, I'm going to the roof to kill myself." A guy sitting next to him says, "I wouldn't do that if I were you." in which the man replies, "Oh yeah?" So, they both take their shots and go up to the roof. The guy says, "You're not gonna die, watch this!" He jumps off the roof and comes back up. The man rubs his eyes and tells him to go it again. He comes down and comes back up. The man says, "Cool, let me try!" and he jumps down only to kill himself. The guy goes back to the bar, and the bartender says, "Superman, you're an asshole."
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for the fresh prints.
How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?
You nail its other hand to the ground.
What do you call sex?
Making cake.
What do you call an amazing goat?
A goat-zing.
What do you call a fantastic goat?
Goatastic! So funny please like.
If Uranus is so gross, why do they take HD photos of it?
What do you call frozen Ibuprofen?
A chill pill.
What do lesbians do when they have a problem? They finger it out.
What do you call a girl with no legs? Sarah.
What do you call an Olympic gold medalist skiing? Not Sarah.
Q. What do you call a Mexican Jedi?
A. a PadaJuan.
Q: What do you call a religious Wookie?
A: Jewbacca.