DoS jokes
What do you call a person with one arm, one leg, one eye, and one ear?
ONESY.
“Hey dad, how do you kill a star?” - Give them drugs.
A kid asks his mom, "Mom, how much do you love me?" The mother responds with, "I love you as much as I love your brother." The kid looks confused and says, "But I don't have a brother." The mother smiles and says, "Well, I guess my love is not existing."
When it is quiet when you're having sex and you ask your partner to "Do the roar!"
What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs?
A paintball.
A Down syndrome kid asks for an ice cream. The man asks, "Do you want sauce on it?"
The kid says, "It doesn’t matter, I’m going to drop it anyway!" 😂😂😂
What do you call an Italian dog?
A labra-noodle.
What do you call a dog that fell into the Porta-Potty?
A Corgi Potty.
What do you call a woman with three boobs? Tres leches.
I hate when I lose my white friends in the snow and my black friends in the dark. Where do I lose my friends from Afghanistan?
In an explosion.
What do you call a lesbian? Me.
What do you call a fat fortune teller? A four-chin teller.
If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong.
You know the drill, but do you know the hammer? Hah, nailed that one.
But I also think I screwed it up.
Why do Indians marry cows? Because they bathe in milk.
What do you do when your dishwasher breaks down?
You punch her in the face and remind her of her duties.
Do you think you can solve a riddle about my penis because I don't think you can...
It's too hard.
Stormtrooper: What should we do with this coffee?
Palpatine: Brew it!
What do you call a homeless bounty hunter?
Hobo Fett!
Stormtrooper: What should I do about my overdue library book?
Palpatine: Renew it!
Stormtrooper: What should we do about the failed plan?
Palpatine: Screw it.