What do you call a photo of an orphan?
A family photo.
DoS Jokes
My mom and dad got home from a party pretty late. Why do I know? Because I was playing Minecraft all night.
Anyways, they get home and start fumbling up the stairs and being really loud. I could have swore I heard them fall down. I assumed they were drunk. I was just playing my Switch when they come into my room. Now I'm about 10 at the time so I watch them get undressed IN MY FUCKING BED! I then just stare at them as they notice me before I witness anything. They say that they were doing "intense kissing" the next morning. I believed that at the time, but now I've been to health class. I now know the truth. I wish I hadn't.
I smacked an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Rape victim: I want to die.
Man: Hang in there.
Rape victim: That's what I'll do, I'll hang myself.
Why do orphans have to have customized phones? Because there aren't home buttons.
What do you call a three humped camel?
Why do duckies wipe after they poop?
Their butt quack.
Bored? Beat up an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What song do orphans hate?
"We Are Family."
How do you get 1 million followers?
You run through Africa with a bottle of water.
How do you get to the Hogwarts gym?
Go through the dumbbell door.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a flat emo?
A cutting board.
How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?
You put food on the ceiling and they start jumping.
Why are orphans running around the world after the baseball coach said, "Go home"?
Because he didn’t know what the hell to do.
What do you call a dwarf skating on ice?
A midget spinner.
How do you organize a space themed birthday party?
You planet.
What do Nemo and my dad have in common?
They both can't be found.
What do you call an emo dating another emo?
The suicide duo.
Why do orphans not build houses in Minecraft? Because they want it to be realistic.
