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Hey guys! It's Triple G. You can give me more ideas on jokes, mainly Fish and Sea jokes, as those are the jokes I specialize and only do best on in the comment section below. Please do feel free to thumbs down and comment on improvements, as well as thumbsing up and saying what you liked! :)
Au revoir, GGG
Where do fish sleep?
On a seabed!
How do oysters call their friends?
On shell phones!
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Fsh!
Where do fish keep their money?
In a riverbank!
How do you confuse a fish?
Put it in a round fishbowl and tell it to go to the corner!
What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman?
Frostbite!
What do you call a gay grenade?
A fragette.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on his period?
Mario Kart.
What did the cow and bull do for their first date? - Dinner and a Moovie.
What do cheetahs wear to work?
They can't change because cheetahs can't change their spots!
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh.
What do you call a thicc boy... big boi?
Why do the French eat snails?
They don’t like fast food!
What did Santa use as a candy cane?
Wait, wait, I said it wrong.
Okay.
What did Santa use to do his garden...never mind.
How do you make a baby astronaut sleep?
You rock-it!
What do you call a three-humped camel? Pregnant.
Where do you go if you lost a pencil?
Office Works! They have solved loads of pencil cases.
A man walks into a bar and sees a jar of ten dollar bills, so he asks the bartender if it's a jar of tips. The bartender says no, it's for a bet. So the man asks what the bet is and the bartender says, "Well, if you put ten dollars into the jar then knock out the bouncer, next you go outside and remove a rotten tooth out of the rottweiler's mouth, and last you go upstairs and give an orgasm to the fat lady who has never had one. If you can do all those things then you get everything in the jar as well as free drinks for the month." So the guy puts in ten dollars, turns to the guy next to him and knocks him out with one punch. Then the guy continues outside, all you hear for an hour is screaming and whining from the dog. When all is silent, the man walks in and asks, "So where is the fat lady with the tooth?"
Why do cantaloupes always get married in the church?
'Cause they can't elope.