Do jokes
What do the mafia and pussies have in common?
One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit.
Why do ghosts love elevators? They lift their spirits!
Why do lawyers use Viagra? To grow taller.
How do blondes play real-life Jenga?
By stacking humans.
What do you call a group of emos?
Suicide Squad.
What do you call your brother in Alabama? Daddy.
I finally got my wife to shut up.
Who knew all I had to do was bury her alive all these years, ha! Try telling me to get my feet off the couch now, Karen!
How do you spot an English man in Quebec?
A square head.
What do you call an orphan? Batman.
Q: What do you call a clean idiot?
A: Soap on a Dope.
What do you call a man who lost his car??
Carlos
What do you call a man with rubber toes??
Roberto
My dog got mad at me for touching his toy. Do you know what he said?
"Get your paws off!" 💩💩💩
Why do the Greeks and Romans like food? Because food is good for you.
What do you call a broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless!
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Carlos.
What do you call the only Trump Supporter to follow his orders to obstruct justice?
Answer: Attorney General William Barr!
How do you measure the circumference of Uranus?
By the rings around it.
What do you call a group of masturbating cows?
Beef stroganoff.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap til' their parents get home.