Do jokes
How do you plan a party in space? You have to planet.
What's the difference between a boy and girl? A boy always carries an average 5in "do not enter" sign.
Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a smurf?
A: Blue cheese.
Why do brides wear white?
So they match the kitchen appliances.
What do your teacher and your friend have in common?
They will both die eventually.
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a horse?
An animal abuse warrant.
What do a moose and a triceratops have in common?
Both have noses.
What do a friend and a mouse have in common? They will both be angry if you throw bricks at them.
Alzheimer's protesters march chanting. "What do we want? Better treatment... When do we want it? ...Want what?"
I asked my sister to get me a cup of fruit punch. I realized she was taking a bit so I walk to the kitchen and noticed that she spilled it on herself. I asked her, "How did you do that?" but there was no response.
If you want to punch someone, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Pssh.
What do you call a bunch of llamas?
Alpaca llama.
Why do cheetahs have spots? Chicken pox.
Why do cheetahs run?
Why not?
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese. Okay, I can't do this anymore.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She gagged.
How do trees find each other? They log-ate!
Why do you want me?
Cus u like me...
What do you mean?
You love me.
No.
Look down.
How do you turn your dog into a watchdog?
Get it a Rolex!