Do jokes
What do you call a cow that has two legs shorter on one side of its body compared to the other?
LEAN BEEF!
What do you call a toddler lying in the middle of the road? Speed bump.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
What did the cake say to the fork?
"Do you want a piece of me!!!"
What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?
If you throw them, they both will never come back.
What do you call a man with a curly toe?
Carlito.
How do you turn the Roman numeral IX (9) to a six?
Add the "S."
Do you think Stephen Hawking could ever plug his Instagram or anything?
Do you know Candice?
Candice dick fit in your mouth!
What do you call a frozen Band-Aid?
Cool-Aid!
If you have sex and your African parents find out,
“You can do the boom boom. But you can not do the boom boom in my house. Do it somewhere else."
If you ever get mad at an orphan, punch them in the face... What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Do you wanna know why orphans don’t play baseball?
They don’t know what home is.
Do you know what I found in my letter soup?
A space.
What do butts say?
"Help me, I'm getting wiped clean!"
If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan. I mean, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do you call a cow with stuff growing on it? Moscow.
My question is, how do fat people fit in tuxedos? Honestly, don’t wear those. Wear your regular clothes. Your belly is just gonna pop out!
What do you call a train that carries glue?
A glue-glue train!
What do you call a short cow in tall grass? Udderly tickled :)