Do jokes
What do you call me?
Chinese?
Why do orphans not like the movie Frozen?
Because for them, love isn't an open door.
Son: Mom, can I get $100 for a week?
Mom: Why do you need $100 for a week?
Son: I'm going on a date, and I need $100 for a week, please.
Mom: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Go on your date now. You got $1, so go.
Son: And you got $0.00.
How do you create the world's quickest human pyramid?
Turn on the gas chamber.
What do you call a calf that is in no way brave?
A coward.
What do you say to your pet when you're super tired, slow, and worn out?
"I'm totally dogging it today..."
If chickens wake up when the rooster crows, then when do ducks wake up?
At the quack of dawn.
Why do depressed people want to kill themselves?
To be loved on the news show for 10 minutes.
What do you do when you get locked outside your house? You talk to the lock, because communication is key.
What do planets read?
Comet books.
How do you fix a cracked pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!
What do planets use to download music?
Nep-tunes.
What do a bullet and a police officer have in common?
When a bullet kills someone, it gets fired.
Where do depressed people go to eat?
Suicide Sonic.
Why do orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What do you call a kid with no arms or legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't coming.
An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"
The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special Forces.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn't matter what you call him, he ain't comin'.
Who used to say, "Who loves orange soda?" Kel loves orange soda. Yes, I do, do, do, doooo! Oh, yes! Oh, yes! Oh, yes, I dooooo! Kel Mitchell from Kenan and Kel.