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What do people have that orphans don't? A family.
Q: What movie do orphans hate?
A: Fatherhood.
Why do balls be hairy? Cause they stinky!
What do you call a Turk eating turkey?
A cannibal.
What actor do orphans hate?
Dom Terreto (family).
Alright, so I have a few orphan jokes. I'm gonna put them all in one message.
Why can't orphans be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Parent signature: ______
New teacher: I used to be an orphan as a kid. Students: hahaha Teacher: Is anyone missing? Students: No one, just your parents.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They kept calling everyone "daddy."
Why do orphans have the iPhoneX? Because it has no home button.
How do Chinese parents name their children?
Dropping a pan down the stairs. Bing, Bong, Dong.
How do you give a redneck a circumcision? Kick his sister in the jaw.
Why do midgets have to wear a green bright jacket when crossing the road?
Because they will get turned into a pancake even more.
It's not funny, I know.
How do I get out of the toilet seat? Help me, please. I'm very stuck!
You: What do you call a door knob without the lock?
Me: I don't know.
You: Are you sure?
Me: I don't know.
You: Okay.
why do orphans go to church?
because they can finally call someone "father."
Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?
Their dad never came with it.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
What do you call a funny chicken?
A comedi-hen!
"Brown bear, brown bear, what do you see?" I see a blind man looking at me.
"Blind man, blind man, what do you see?"
Oh sorry, I forgot you can't see.
My mom is in the FBI. My dad is in the FBI. My sister is in the FBI. My brother is in the FBI. And do you know what I am?
Divorced.
Why do orphans support slavery?
They finally have an owner.
Why do homeless people commit crimes?
They get a bed in jail.
Why do orphans love church?
They finally have a father.