Do jokes
What do girls and rocks have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
What do you call a tree?
A treeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
What do you call an orphan that takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
Even if you do burn down an orphanage, it's not gonna matter. It's not like they have homes.
If you're bored, just punch an orphan!
What are they gonna do...tell their parents?
If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans have sex toys? Because the uncle isn't there.
How do pirates like their movies?
You already know the answer, don't you?
Well...
ARRR rated! Huh huh huh...
What do you call a war dodo named Bob in WW2 and he came from Mars?
Bruno Mars.
Why does Michael Jackson do positions with kids in photos? Because they won’t do the same for him.
Do you want to wear my sombrero?
Or is that nacho style?
What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?
A family portrait/A selfie.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?
A family portrait.
Why can't an orphan get offended?
What are they gonna do, tell their mom?
Why do orphans always get an iPhone X?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because dad never came back with the milk.
Q: What do you call a nun in a pool? A: A bath bomb.
What do you call a group of special ed kids with guns? Special forces.
What do gay people get for Christmas?
Discrimination.
What do you say before you jump off a building?
Parkour!