Do jokes
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
What part do people slit the most?
Everyone.
What do you call a sad coffee?
Despresso.
What is a cannibal's favorite place to go? An orphanage. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why do animals in polar regions have thick fur? Because they don't have a barber! 🤣 🤣 🤣
What do you call an elite bungee jumper? An emo kid.
What do you call California during a forest fire?
Completely normal.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
What do / and \ have in common?
They have different results.
How do adults like their cookies like their orphans?
Homemade.
Hey, what do you call a beta simp?
You call me the beta simp.
Why do emo kids wear hoodies all the time?
Because they are hiding stitches.
Hey, don’t Orpheus have friends because people do have family?
Boy: "Why can't you get a family?"
Me: "Why can't you get a rope?"
Boy: "What do you mean?"
Friend and me: "We can show you."
Me: "I will tie the rope."
Friend: "I will push the chair."
What do autistics, women, and chinks have in common? They can't fuckin' drive.
What do cannibals call an orphanage? All you can eat buffet.
Why do emos cut their arms? Because they can't cut the rope.
Why do emos hang themselves? Because no one wants to hang around them.
what do you call a suicide bomber that loves water? a bath bomb.
What do you call someone who hates rape jokes? An ugly feminist that couldn't get a cock in her mouth.