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A flyer for a missing goldfish with the text "MISSING GOLDFISH" at the top. There's a picture of a goldfish below the title. The flyer also reads "Answers to 'Larry'", "Do not chase", "May become aggressive", and has a reward of "$0.15" and a phone number.

s͓͓̽̽c͓͓̽̽o͓͓̽̽o͓͓̽̽t͓͓̽̽e͓͓̽̽r͓̽

yes do not forget

Two images showing a toy frog with a missile attached to its back hanging from a red ribbon, like a Christmas ornament. The text on the image says: "it's that time of the year again, don't forget to hang your missile toads"

Heroin Monkey

DO NOT
B
IF THIS DOOR
IS SHUT
I'M POUNDING
A SLUT

𝕯𝖆𝖗𝖐

A photo of a poster on a pole. The poster reads "LOST DOG. DO NOT CALL OUT. DO NOT FOLLOW. DO NOT APPROACH" above a picture of a white dog. Below the poster, there is the text "wtf they gon do then???"

《 rmk 》

actually though

A poster on a pole with the text "LOST DOG" and instructions: "DO NOT CALL OUT. DO NOT FOLLOW. DO NOT APPROACH." Below this is a picture of a white dog. At the bottom, there is the text "wtf they gon do then???"

Rey Rey

DIS IS NUT FOR KIDS

A product image of a green figure attached to a toothpaste tube and covering the opening. The text on the image reads: 'Toothpaste Cap Kids Toothpaste Attachment. Visit the Handmade Store. 4.0 stars. 15 ratings. Best Price on Amazon. -30% $8.99. List Price: $12.90. FREE Returns. A fun toothpaste cover that will make kids love brushing teeth. Produced in a 3D printer with organic PLA material that can be degraded in nature. It is placed on the cap of the toothpaste tube instead of the toothpaste cap. (Not compatible with non-standard pastes) It is not a hazardous material (toy). Do not wash in hot water or in the machine. The toothpaste tube product in the product is for promotional purposes. You can contact us for color preferences.'

Heroin Monkey

The image shows different flags the poster saw on their morning walk. These 'flags' are traffic signs: the US flag times 7, stop sign times 4, danger do not open sign times 13, biohazard sign times 33, a no entry sign times 18, do not open sign times 9, biohazard sign times 6, and danger of infection times 27. Also shown in the image is a nazi flag.

Heroin Monkey

The first tweet asks "can i take pics in ur bathroom?" and shows two pictures of a woman posing in a nice bathroom. The second tweet states "I do not recommend" and shows a picture of a very dirty and run-down bathroom.

Hollow Knight Beater

do not not click this -> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

A scary looking animatronic figure, possibly Foxy from Five Nights at Freddy's, with a red and tattered suit and a skeletal face, set against a black background.

Heroin Monkey

An image shows a screenshot of a group called "Plans to create and worship our leviathan lobster god", with a description explaining how to grow a lobster to divinity. Below is an image of a hand hovering over a button that says "Join Group!"

Big_Pix 💯💯

The image consists of three panels featuring Yoda and Grogu. The top panel shows Yoda saying, "Do or do not, there is no try." The middle panel shows Grogu with the text "Boomer, ok." The bottom panel shows Yoda saying, "Listen here you little s**t."

𝐋𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧 𝐅𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐬

Deck the halls with bowels of Holly, fa la la la la, la la la la.

A Star Trek character wearing a Santa hat is pictured with the quote: "I do not know who 'Holly' is, but the desire of her enemies to deck the halls with her bowels indicates that she must be a fierce warrior, indeed."

Heroin Monkey

A close-up photo of a deodorant can with the text "WHAT THE HELL" above the can and "WERE THEY THINKING" below the instruction. The instruction says "SHAKE WELL" and there is an illustration of a hand shaking a can. There is also a "Deodorant directions" label.

Anonymous

The image shows Robin and Starfire from Teen Titans. Robin is saying "If loving you is cringe, then I don't wanna be based." Starfire replies "I do not know what that means."

Heroin Monkey

The image is a split panel. The top panel is a scene from Dragon Ball Z where Goku is looking at a smaller figure standing on a rock and saying 'Let's fight somewhere empty'. Below is a screenshot of a Wikipedia page titled 'List of social media sites that do not access private user data' with an image of Goku and Vegeta fighting.

Anonymous

AR
9
NSTRUCTIONS
Remove Nozzle
Select Fuel
To Left
CAUTION
DO NOT INSERT IN
MOUTH OR RECTUM
I have no words...

ohio nugget

me when i do not get the math in class

A 3D render of the 'Y U No' guy meme with a bald head and an angry expression, with his hands spread in a gesture of confusion.

Heroin Monkey

A red and white sign that reads "ATTENTION! DO NOT PUT FURRY STICKERS ON THIS SIGN." is covered in furry stickers of various characters.

𝓼𝓸𝓷 𝓰𝓸𝓴𝓾

I HAVE TO RUN AS IF I JUST KEEP LOOKING CUTE YOU GOT ME RIBBONS!
FAST AS I CAN
TOA RANDOMLY
SELECTED OTHER ROOM THEY'LL SURELY BLAME THE DOG
ANTIS DAT CHIKIN
OMG! OMG
LET ME EAT YOU DO NOT LEAVE ME!
FOR MEEZ?
I CAN CHANGE.....

Heroin Monkey

A three-panel image from the movie Harry Potter. In each panel, Albus Dumbledore stands in a white space. The first panel reads, "Do not pity the dead Harry,". The second panel reads, "Pity the living.". The third panel reads, "And above all else, pity those that look at the top right corner."

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