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BellaTrix

Lol

The image shows four different ticks with labels: "Brown Dog Tick," "Deer Tick," "Lone Star Tick," and "Luna Tick." The "Luna Tick" is a picture of Donald Trump pointing to his head.

NIFFTY

o_o

WHEN SOMEONE TELLS ME
THEY ARE NOT UP TO DATE ON
RECOMMENDED VACCINES
National
Foundatia
Infectious
Diseases

PoseidonLm

The image is split into two panels. On the left, there is an Uno card that reads "pollinate without causing mass disease OR draw 25." On the right, there is a person holding a handful of cards looking at the camera with text above them that reads "mosquitoes".

Daddy dick

Me after hearing

A picture of a person in an airplane with an anxious face, with the text "me after hearing someone cough on my $8 round trip flight to italy."

Chunke Monke

it all makes sense now 😮😮😮

The image has the title "Cooties" followed by a definition. "Diseases that the opposite sex has that gives you a reason to not be around them. When you get older, cooties becomes known as 'STDs.'" It then gives two examples: "Age 8: 'Ewww... She has cooties, I can't talk to her!'" and "Age 15: 'Ewww... She has herpes, I can't sleep with her!'"

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Monke

The meme shows an image of Shrek looking bewildered. The text overlayed says, "God: gives monkeys HIV so humans won't do anything sexual to them. Humans: gets HIV. God:"

Daddy dick

Covid-19 or Rona

A dog wearing glasses is looking to the side with a serious expression. The text on the image reads, "Me when I call it COVID-19 instead of the Rona."

TheForeverVirgin

The image shows four different illustrations of heads with red areas indicating where one might feel pain. The headings are: "Types of Headaches", "Migraine", "Hypertension", "Stress", and "Getting Up Too Fast". The first head has a red area in the temple area, the second on the top back of the head, the third around the forehead, and the last has the entire head filled in red.

Nateツ

A person on a plane looks sideways with a concerned expression. Text above reads: "me after hearing someone cough on my $8 round trip flight to italy".

killer of bears 101

The image is split into two panels, each featuring a dog with glasses and a turtleneck, with text above. The left panel reads, "me when I call it Tar-jay instead of Target," while the right panel reads, "me when i call it COVID-19 instead of the rona."

CaptainEgg75

imagine

The image shows red roses and a cartoon image of the coronavirus. Text says "Roses are red, Covid is the flu. Can I quarantine deez nuts inside of you?"

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a 3D render of Mario standing with his legs slightly apart. Text above his head reads: "I HAVE BURNING LIQUID DIARRHEA SHIT" and text below says "DRIPPING DOWN MY LEG".

RapBoat

Chat is this real??

CARTI FANS
@NeonCarti
Playboi Carti predicted Covid-19
>
In 2020 a flu-like disease that began in Wuhan, China (yuh)
will cause a worldwide pandemic and shut down all major
events for months (slatt)
and cause major economic collapse (buh buh buh)
PLAYBOI CARTI, "FOREIGN"
GENIUS

𝐋𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧 𝐅𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐬

Let me know what your results are!

The image shows four circles with different patterns and numbers inside. The first one is blue-ish with the number 12. It indicates kidney disease. The second one is orange with the number 15 and corresponds to lung cancer. The third one is yellow with no discernible number suggesting a brain tumor. The last one is black with the number 28, indicating heart disease.

Heroin Monkey

A black and white image shows a donkey-like character with a speech bubble above it. The text above the image says "The Brain-Eating Amoebas of Kerosene Creek" and "Had a brain eating amoeba once, poor fella died of hungry".

ⓉⒽⒺ ⓇⓄⒸⓀ

Random post #4

A green leaf character looks shocked while holding a hand sanitizer bottle. Next to it, a pink flower character celebrates. A roll of toilet paper appears next to her. The text in the image reads, "When you're really scared you have coronavirus but you get tested and it's only cancer" and "Yes, I'm safe! High five!"

EnochTyr

I don't have any words for this one.

The image is a two-panel meme. The top panel shows a person crying with the text "COVID spreading through food." The bottom panel shows a person with sunglasses smiling with the text "Me realising I live in Africa."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a test result paper with a list of diseases and their status. All except COVID-19 are listed as positive. At the bottom is text saying "Test results came back great ^-^"

LoserIsPro

I hate school

The image shows a cartoon with three figures. On the left is a blue round character labeled "COVID-19" with a sad face. Next to it, a green leaf character is labeled "SCHOOL". On the right, a blue pointy character with red eyes is labeled "ME" and points at the other two. The background is a simple green landscape.

𝕱𝖗𝖚𝖎𝖙 𝖔𝖋 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝕰𝖑𝖊𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖘

VAPING IS ALSO BAD

The image is an infographic about the dangers of smoking. It lists many of the negative health effects of smoking. It states that within 10 seconds of a puff, toxic chemicals reach organs. Smoking harms most of the body, increases disease risk, and affects look, feel, finances and people close to you. Nicotine in tobacco is highly addictive and it releases dopamine. Nicotine dependence happens when the brain craves dopamine. Smoking is a major cause of cardiovascular disease, heart attack, and stroke. It increases the risk of blood clots. Some smokers have limbs amputated due to blood circulation problems. A graph lists the annual deaths caused by cigarette smoking in the United States between 2005-2009. It shows over 479,989 deaths. The causes include: lung cancer, ischemic heart disease, chronic obstructive pulmonary disease, other diagnoses, stroke, and other cancers. The stages of lung cancer are shown.

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