Why are the English so good at chess? Because there Queen never dies.
Its hasn't been the same since kobe died I cant say kobe and more when going to shoot a shot now i have to say KOBE CRASH
my dad died in 911... he was the best pilot I know
My dad died in 911.... He was a good driver
Teacher makes 1 kid recite the abcs and the other count to 10. Teacher: you can kill 2 birds with1 stone. Little Johnny goes home and throws a rock at two birds. One dies. He gives his dad a concussion from the rock hitting his head. Johnny at school: you can kill a bird and give a man a concusssion.
When your cousin who has a lisp died from the impostor in among us
"THE IMPASTA KILLED MEH"
my girlfriends dog died so i got her a new one in replacement and she went off on me and yelled
"What am i supposed to do with 2 dead dogs in my house?!"
if messyourself was on the titanic he would die first
did you hear about the gay indian who died?.... He was a brave sucker.
the quiet kids dad dies u go knock knock who's there not your dad then he says what comes after 47 then the quiet kid says ak
mom died so I planted mums and forget-me-nots all over her grave site
My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
Whats a dying person least favorite app ? TikTok
How did Stephen hawking die?of a bad internet connection
How is wet clothes and a depressed person alike? One gets hung up to dry, the other gets hung up to die.
What's the difference between the 44 out of the 45 people who died in the Yaroslavl crash and the nine people who died in the helicopter crash? Only one was ever famous. Vasicek and Kobe Bryant were the champions
I want to make another joke about Josef Vasicek but I think if I make the NHL I'll die in an airplane crash so I won't risk it again
Nothing is funny about the Name who died an agonizing death, was mocked, spit on, and humiliated all because were sinners and God saved us so we could be free from the punishment of sin. Jesus is sinless and perfect and loving. How dare you.
Sketchy dude: you push this button you get 100 million dollars but 100 million people would die Me: if i push it more than once do i get more money Sketchy dude: yes but more people die Me: *rapidly pushes button* this is how you solve world hunger. Sketchy dude: ... wtf, your insane. Me: ...
Al fayedβs son arrives at heavens gates and sees his driver He shouts β you stupid cunt β The driver says β Watch Boss? β Dodi replies..::::: I said I WANT TO FUCK DI IN THE TUNNEL NOT FUCKING DIE IN THE TUNNEL
