Dead Wife jokes
I would say something funny, but I would have to dig someone up.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Stranger.
Stranger who?
Stranger, why are you in my house masticating my apparent dead wife?
How do you know if your wife is dead?
Sex is the same, but the dishes keep piling up.
How to know if your wife is dead? Well, the sex is still trash, but the dishes really start to pile up.
What has two legs, two arms, one dead and covered in red?
My ex-wife.
How do you know when your wife is dead?
The sex is the same, but the dishes pile up.
I finally got my wife to shut up.
Who knew all I had to do was bury her alive all these years, ha! Try telling me to get my feet off the couch now, Karen!
How do you tell when your wife is dead?
The sex is the same, but the dishes pile up.
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GENESIS 23 The Death of Sarah 1Sarah lived to be a hundred and twenty-seven years old. 2She died at Kiriath Arba (that is, Hebron) in the land of Canaan, and Abraham went to mourn for Sarah and to weep over her. 3Then Abraham rose from beside his dead wife and spoke to the Hittites. He said, 4“I am a foreigner and stranger among you. Sell me some property for a burial site here so I can bury my dead.” 5The Hittites r… Read more