DarkPlayz jokes

Why do orphans play GTA? So they can be wanted.

I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.

What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white, and secondly, they both get turned on by kids.

Why do orphans play GTA?

So they can feel wanted.

What do pedophiles and Xboxes have in common?

They both get turned on by kids.