Johnny: Why do cuss words exist? Mom: That's not something you should think about right now. I'll tell you when you're older. || 20 YEARS LATER || Johnny: Mom now can you tell me why cuss words exist? Mom: Because some people invented them so that they could use them when something annoying happened to them. Johnny: Damn Mom you shoulda told me that when I was still seven cuz now I really feel like that person.
Theres a kid named little Johnny who would always cuss. Well one day, he was sitting in class and the teacher said "lets play a game". so the game was she calls out a letter and someone raises her hand and tells her a word that begins with that letter. teacher says "A" little Johnny raises his hand and the teacher thinks to herself "well he might say something like a$$" so the teacher calls on sally. sally say "apple". the teacher says "B" little Johnny raises his hand. the teacher though "no he might say something like b!tch". so the teacher goes all the way to R. the teacher says "R" little Johnny raises his hand and say "me me please I really know one". then the teacher thinks to herself "well theres no cuss word that starts with R" so she said "ok Johnny give me a word that starts with R" little Johnny says "a rat!" and the teacher very pleased say "very good Johnny what type of rat" little Johnny says "A big gosh damn mother freaker". sorry I had to edit some word but y'all know what I meant.
Lil Johnny's teacher wanted to play a alphabet game so she said what word starts with a lil johnny raised he hand fast but she know that he I would say ass so she picked on Sally and she said Apple and she said what word starts with b little johnny raised his hand as fast as he could but she knew that he would say something like bitch so she picked on Emmanuel and Emmanuel said banana so she went all the way to w Little Johnny raises hand as fast as he could again and the teacher thought of a cuss word that could start with the letter w she could not think of a cuss word that could start with w so she called on Little Johnny Little Johnny said wow the teacher said good job then Little Johnny said like wow too elephants fucking
Lenda: Hey can you help me with my homework...please?! Genda: Okay and if I do you won't make a fuss about it! Lenda: I'll try! 3 mins later. Genda: THAT IS NOT THE RIGHT ANSWER! Lenda: Then what is 90 million. Genda: WHA WHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lenda mocking her: WHA OH YEAH YOU ARE A TERRIBLE TUTOR!!!!!!!! 4 mins later. Genda: What is the capitol of watchington? Lenda: Uh.....Idaho! Genda being sarcatic: Yes...it is not the capitol of watchington...BECAUSE IT A STATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lenda: Oh you mean Iowa! Genda: UHHHHHHHHHHHH CUSS WORD!!!!!!!!!! Lenda: U can't help that I'm the smart one...okay sweetie now you go be dumb and I go be smart! LATER SISTER! Oh wait can you help me with my homework? Genda: NO! You the smart one so you do it!
