Why did the octopus cry ? Because his mum said he looked like Johnny Depp
When I was young I got bullied by two kids, and whenever I got hit to the ground, I would get back up and cry. Then I had the courage to fight back. Except they didn't get back up.
Cats are like onions, when I cut them I crie.
Knock Knock! Who's their? It's Dave! Dave Who? *Dave proceeds to break down crying at the realization that his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.
What’s pink, nine inches, and makes my wife cry when I shove it down her throat?
Her Miscarriage
knock knock whos ther boo boo who dont cri its just a joke
why does aaron cry at night his alcoholic father beats him
why did the little kid cry his dad forgot to pull out
Knock knock ....... boo ....... no need to cry it was only a joke .... yeh I can't think of anything
They say Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer, too bad he doesn't cry
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
One screams when I peel it's skin off.
What cries, is red, and is a pokey boi? The baby you just feed nails to.
Bought my son a trampoline for his birthday, the ungrateful fucker just sat in his wheelchair and cried
What’s red, nine inches long , and makes my girlfriend cry every time she sees it?
Her abortion
Three guys are on a plane one is Asian, one is Mexican, and the other is an American, and the Pilot says “There is to much weight on the plane, you all need to throw something off.” So the Mexican threw out a burrito and said , “I have plenty of these where I come from,” the the Asian threw out some rice and said “I have plenty of these in my country,” The American threw out a bomb and said, “I have a lot of these in my country.” The plane crashes anyway and the three men start to walk away from the crash, as they were walking the found a boy crying they asked him what was wrong and he said, “A ton of Buritos fell out of the sky and got me all messy,” The men started walking away and soon enough they found another boy crying they asked him what was wrong and he said, “A ton of rice fell out of the sky and sherded all my clothes.” The guys knew who did it but avoided the trouble, they kept on walking and found a kid laughing so hard he was on the ground, and they asked what had been so funny the boy said, “MY GRANDPA FARTED AND THE HOUSE BLEW UP!!!”
What's 6ft long, red, and my girlfriend cries when i feed it to her? A miscarriage.
Why do baby’s cry? Cuz they can’t suck very well.
how do u stop a baby from crying? throw a brick in its mouth
What is the difference between a whore and an onion U don't cry when you chop a whore
How do you make a baby cry?
You run over it with a lawn mower.
