Copa America jokes

What is Mexico's favorite sport? Cross country.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan.

Why does Mexico never hold the Olympics? Because everyone that can run, jump, and swim is already out of the country.

Once I went to watch a match in Portugal. It was between Penaldo and his kids. The referee was Georgiana (his wife). Mpaypal and Igayspeed were also there. The match began, and his kids scored two goals in the first 10 minutes. Then, when the match was about to end, Penaldo got angry and asked his wife for penalties. His wife declined, and he tortured and beat her up and took 10 penalties (missed 7 of them) but won 3-2. Shame on you, Penaldo! 😡😡😡

Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, and swim is already in America.