Condescending jokes

I saw a dwarf scaling down a prison wall. I thought to myself, "That's a little condescending."

What do you call a patronizing criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

I was walking by a prison when I saw a midget in an orange jumpsuit climbing down the fence. When he hit the ground and sneered at me, I said, “Well, that’s a little condescending.”

I was taking a walk near the prison when I saw a good looking guy climbing down the fence, and when he noticed me, he gave me a sneer! It was pretty condescending.

Like if you think I'm stupid.

No one has the right to look down on others unless you're perfect, and looking down on others is not perfect either.

It's just true.

The bible says to love your neighbors as you love yourself.

So I treat everyone like garbage.

I asked my midget neighbor if he wanted a lift. He told me to "Fuck off!!!" I thought, what a cheeky cunt and zipped my backpack up and walked away.