Condescending jokes

I saw a dwarf scaling down a prison wall. I thought to myself, "That's a little condescending."

What do you call a patronizing criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

I was walking by a prison when I saw a midget in an orange jumpsuit climbing down the fence. When he hit the ground and sneered at me, I said, “Well, that’s a little condescending.”

I was taking a walk near the prison when I saw a good looking guy climbing down the fence, and when he noticed me, he gave me a sneer! It was pretty condescending.

Like if you think I'm stupid.

So, I went out to eat the other day, and the waitress came up to me and asked if I wanted a glass of water. I said, "Yes ma'am." She said, "Oh honey, you don't have to call me ma'am, I'm not that old." I said, "Okay, thanks bitch."

I asked my midget neighbor if he wanted a lift. He told me to "Fuck off!!!" I thought, what a cheeky cunt and zipped my backpack up and walked away.

My kids are so ungrateful. I got them a new dishwasher and they just won't stop complaining about their mom.

"I know that everyone is allowed to act stupid once in a while, but you’re really abusing that privilege."