Condescending jokes

I saw a dwarf scaling down a prison wall. I thought to myself, "That's a little condescending."

I was taking a walk near the prison when I saw a good looking guy climbing down the fence, and when he noticed me, he gave me a sneer! It was pretty condescending.

I was walking by a prison when I saw a midget in an orange jumpsuit climbing down the fence. When he hit the ground and sneered at me, I said, “Well, that’s a little condescending.”

What do you call a patronizing criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.