Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror, the mirror shatters. Not even glass is dumb enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can speak Braille.
Chuck Norris can stop a chainsaw with his bare hand.
CHUCK NORRIS beat the sun in a staring contest.
Death had a near-Chuck Norris experience a few days ago.
Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer. Unfortunately, Chuck Norris has never cried.
hello
Chuck Norris can pause an online videogame.
I know you all hate rape jokes...
So I'll force one on you anyway.
γγ!
hey i'm back on
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be honest with me who hates me?
i am going to leave for a very long time bc no one wants to talk to me so and i have a feeling that a lot of ppl hate me so dont thank me for leaving your welcome goodbye:(
whos online right now
also please follow my new account (yes I am gta v god)
wish me good luck i'm taking a map test so i wont for a couple hours
whos on right now
who wants to have a conversation