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Guys, it's not looking too well...

I survived, but I'm no longer the person who I used to be.

I'm now strapped onto a wheel chair, paralyzed from the waist down. The "waxing paper" thankfully didn't reach any vital organs, but it did cause numbness in my buttocks and my legs a few minutes after I had done the act, which later lead to me having paralysis.

It gets even worse...

Sadly, my girlfriend left me due to m… Read more

Scripts.com Bee Movie By Jerry Seinfeld

NARRATOR: (Black screen with text; The sound of buzzing bees can be heard) According to all known laws of aviation, : there is no way a bee should be able to fly. : Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. : The bee, of course, flies anyway : because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. BARRY BENSON: (Barry is picking out a shirt) Yell… Read more

Do not put your penis in a vacuum cleaner. Please do not insert your penis into a vacuum cleaner.

For starters, the vacuum cleaner might be dirty. It's likely that there might be dirt, dust, and bacteria that could cause an infection if they come into contact with sensitive tissues.

The vacuum cleaner is also dry. The penis is meant to be moist, and a vacuum cleaner with high suction power could chafe some of the d… Read more

My dearest friends and family, after seventeen years I have decided that instead of continuing to suffer in the disgusting place that is called “earth,” I have decided that Hell would suit me better. Yes, I didn’t say heaven, and that is because I have done nothing but sinned my way through life and I’m sorry. I’m sorry for rejecting help. I’m sorry for pushing you all to the sides and obsessing over myself. The only… Read more

Does anyone here listen to Sabaton? and if yes, what is your favourite Song?

Hear ye, hear ye. You guys need to know some stuff about some of your friends on here!! YIKES. Make sure you know people.

BMC, it is I, your great father I have came(yes i mean this both ways) from the reveals you grant you wise power: Smugums is to be declared a racial slur to our kind. (In your face Charlie)

Yes my child join us matt, we shall grow big and bigger and kill all ni...

Thank you Matt,

1944, October 7: An uprising happens in Birkenau, destroying machines that murdered many Jews. 1948, May 14, the UN declares that the Mandatory State of Palestine is replaced by Eretz Yisrael, or, the Land of Israel. On that day, all the surrounding countries launched a ruthless attack, and spawned a wave of minor terror acts. The terror acts grew after the 6-day war in 1967. 1973, October 7: Yom Kippur; On this date… Read more

HES ALIVE (in the spirit of october i'm tempted to laugh like a mad scientist) No he didn't fake it. Yes, he did actually die He couldn't get on because the hospital didn't let him on

Poll

Should teachers be able to carry guns during school or school shootings? if yes please explain why in the way you believe.

One Night Stand And I'm Good I've Already Won You Gotta Problem Yes You Do The Kid Has Problems And He Needs Help Your Fantasy Isn't Reality My 8 inch Dick What A Ugly Fat Thot

Well, I found my people. Nerds are underrated. It's like past midnight. I just had my night lunch (yes. it's an actual thing.). I'm about to sleep under the world's largest optical telescope with like 30 other nerds. I'm so fuckin tired, yet my spelling and grammar is mostly intact (I misspelled fucking on purpose). I got less than 5 hours of sleep yesterday and I'll try to get slightly more. I guess this is gn. Unfortunately, the sky hasn't been cooperating too well, but I'm still really enjoying it. There are people from all over the world and the US. It's pretty damn awesome.

i made a song

Five A.M And I am checking FlightRadar on my iPad, all alone Tracking an Emirates plane that might just pass my home

'Just a plane' People say, but this one's special in a special kinda way 747 fans should probably go away

Hey, what's that plane I hear? Oh, it is coming near

Help me, Help me, Help me, see my favourite aircraft Will Air Traffic Control send it through to my way? Help me, Help me, H… Read more

donda would’ve been a top ye album if it was only 12 songs long