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Hello everyone, If you have been banned today, it was probably for using racial slurs and/or being racist. If you want to be unbanned, write a mail to info@worstjokesever.com and tell me why I should unban you and how I can be sure that there won't be any posts or comments from you in the future that I have to delete.

IF YOU PUT #DJUNGELSKOGFORPRESIDENT IN YOUR BIO, THEN FOLLOW ME, I WILL FOLLOW YOU BACK!!! DJUNGELSKOG WANTS FRIRNDS!!!! (YOU WILL HAVE TO COMMENT THAT U DI THAT THO)

Eminem was born on October 17, 1972. His mom had some weird blood-poisoning sickness in her titties, so she couldn’t BREASTFEED him... I guess he just drank normal milk. Eminem’s dad left him a young age, so he and his mom lived together by themselves, they moved several times, in FACT, Eminem claimed that he went to 15 shitty schools during his childhood. Believe it or not, Eminem was actually born in MISSOURI, but … Read more

I was driving, driving to the hospital. I'd only be asleep for a year. Only a year, right? “It'd be too late to back out now” I thought to myself. So I just kept driving. Soon the sky went dark, and all cars had headlights. It wasn't much longer until I arrived at St.nicks hospital. Once I finally did, it was definitely too late to back out, so I went inside. I went to dr.Foreman’s office. “Jackie!” I heard from be… Read more

Dear Worstjokesever, This is made for fellow story-writers. I am going to make a story writing account, open to the public (password is given in private to those whom are trusted) Don't use this as a place to talk, or post will be deleted and re-posted ! Rules are 1-Don't use any ai. 2-Post only once a week, and sign what you post. (if you can't post that week, make a post saying you can't. 3-You may work on a… Read more

Anyone see the new ghostbusters trailer?? I’m going to see it with a friend and don’t want spoilers, I just wanna know if it’s good but don’t wanna watch the trailer

I'm making background/collages, I'll put ones I made before in comments. If you want one ask me =D, but I need what ur style/aesthetic is and I need 1-3 color scheme.

If it were LEGAL to post cp as long as the said child is an ADULT by now, then you could legally post any cp that had been created before 2006. If you went into the Settings app and set the time back to before 2006, you could literally post ALL THE CP YOU WANT, and get away with it. However, it’s NOT legal to post cp no matter WHEN it was created, which brings us back to square 1. Now, it would be extremely difficult… Read more

Have you ever wanted something that was so clear in your mind that you could taste it? You mean like human flesh? Eh, sort of It's a feeling like a rumbling in your gut that you could finally be faced with A billion needy faces I guess what I mean to say is, for the first time in my life I might have to be ready for this Ready to be the one who's leading from the front Gotta come into my own Gotta come into my throne… Read more

I MET MY ONLINE WIFE IRL OMG ND NOW SHES ME IRL WIFE I RAN TO HER TRIPPED ON HER DRESS TOLD HER IMA WORSHIP HER SHE PULLED ME UP I HUGGED HER GAVE HER GIFTS AND THEN A BIT LATER WE JS TALKED ALOT RANOMYL ND I GAVE HER MY HOODIE GETTIN IT BACK FRIDAY AND I FKAE PURPOSED GETTING HER THE RING NEXT WEEK OFFC NDNDND AT THE END I DNACED WITH HER AT THE DANCE AND I HUGGED HER FOR LIKE A MIN AND SHE WANTED ME TO LET GO BUT I DIND TUNTIL SHE TOLD ME SHE LOVED ME AND THEN SHE LEFT ND WE HAVE MATHCING BRACELETS ND I CAN TELL ME ND HER ARE GOING TO BE CLOSE LIKE CLOSE God shes like, my fave person now, replaced everyone iveever ever lost.

I LOVE YOU SAH I LOVE YOU AMY I LOVE YOU MALL I LOVE YU MADI I LOVE YOU JAS WADE I H8 U HALF THE TIME BUT UR CHILL TOAST IM PROUD OF YOU SAH IM PROUD OF YOU Amy I'm proud of you for watching everyone have what you want and trying your best to be happy, I'm proud of you for still being here, I'm proud of you for still surviving, I'm proud of you for waking up every morning, I'm proud of you for every meal you eat, I'm proud of you for not giving up. <3

Everyone that knows me on this site should know that I am leaving. Meeting you guys on here was really fun and some of you guys were really funny. I know that i'm probably not saddening anyone by leaving but to anyone that I am saddening I just want you to know that I am sorry. I'm sorry for all of the people that I have hurt or wronged over the past year or so. I may be on during the weekends really late at night or over the summer. I'm sorry. Goodbye.

Nobody wants to hear about you wanting to kill yourself, if you need help to to someone with experience. I get it y'all lost Bailey but that doesn't give you a reason to also kill yourself. I was y'all at that point when I was younger I still am. Get actual help from someone you know and trust ( in real life ).

Coming out of my cage And I've been doing just fine Gotta gotta be down Because I want it all It started out with a kiss How did it end up like this? It was only a kiss, it was only a kiss Now I'm falling asleep And she's calling a cab While he's having a smoke And she's taking a drag Now they're going to bed And my stomach is sick And it's all in my head But she's touching his chest now He takes off her dress now Le… Read more