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Heya kids! Wade here. Just wanted to let you know ShyDragon is back for the 5th time, with a new retarded bio, here’s the link to the current account she uses, this fag is relentless! https://worstjokesever.com/@shydragon2

Jeez, I’ve been gone for a little while only to come back to a bunch of brain-dead children. Literally who opened my basement? Who let them out? To all you newcomers, kys. You’ve all got shit-for-brains. Please ingest some botulinum. You’d be us a favour.

Hello everyone, it's me again. Sorry if the text looks weird. I was using a translator and wanted to have a serious conversation. So in Korea, where I live, most everyone is born with a single eyelid. However, some people undergo special surgery to create double eyelids. It's so common in Korea these days that getting surgery after high school graduation is almost like a gift. I you might get it but i am scared to death, but at the same time its not normal to not go through it. help

Some members here have asked me to renovate Worst Jokes Ever. Which medium would you like to use for the renovated site?

“You are out, Amy. We will flood the streets. We will overrun the mousetraps, and we will turn this place into a reflection of BP. welcome to ur nightmare, trolls“ You think you got shit on us? You think you can do anything? You think you have power here? Cosmo any BP bastards you bring here will be banned immediately, you aren’t welcome here you foreign fucktards, gay ass pussies.

SOMETHING OF NOTE IS THAT OLD MEMBERS ARE LIKELY TO COME BACK ON NEW ACCOUNTS; When old members were on the site, they were not obligated to make accounts so they were usually anons, or just used an alias.

GET YO GODDAMN DISCORD SERVER MUTING VERBALLY POLLUTING MENTALLY NON-COMPUTING NO JOB HAVING CAN'T AFFORD A CAR YOU DRIVE A WAGON YOU MAKEUP DOSEN'T COVER UP FOR WHAT YOU LACKING YOUR FATHER'S EXPECTATIONS YOU'RE UNABLE TO SURPASS THEM LOOKING ASS BACK! WHAT THE FUCK IS YOU SAYING BITCH YOU BOUT' UGLY AS HELL BITCH YOU ASKED YOUR BARBER TO GIVE YO FOREHEAD THE SHOWER CURTAIN SPECIAL SHUT YO LITTLE UGLY ASS UP AND BRO… Read more

btw I see people asking "wtf happened to the stig he used to be cool" no he never was

https://worstjokesever.com/@thestig/community

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Good day! This is your local Dunkin' donuts and if you want to eat something, tell us. The price is 1 follow for as much food as you want. We're looking forward to having lots of customers.

Good day! This is your local McDonald's and if you want to eat something, tell us. The price is 1 follow for as much food as you want. We're looking forward to having lots of customers.

guys i wrote a literal song

WHY (a song about my struggles)

Why am I the only one like this? Hated wherever I go, I have a long list of foes Why am I the only one like this? Hated wherever I go, I have a long list of foes

January, it started off fine February, it was good March, a stupid girl with death stares April, got a new friend group May, it was kinda bad June, Went on vacation July, I came back August, extr… Read more

If you are religious, what is considered bad in your religion but u still do it anyway?

For me I am Hindu, where you apparently can't eat beef bcuz cows are considered sacred, but I eat it anyway It didn't say anywhere that I can't eat pork so I do in rare occasions, but it's not my preferred type of meat

NOTE: My MUM (the strictest when it comes to what meat we* should consume and where) actually allows us to eat beef and pork but OUTSIDE THE HOUSE SHE AINT COOKING IT ANYTIME SOON EVEN THO SHE ATE A BEEF CHAPLI KEBAB AND LIKED IT *Me and my dad

PEOPLE OF THE COMMUNITY! As requested by a very large amount of members, we’re gonna revamp “the rules” and hopefully fix this issue once and for all.

The following statement is a proposal made to all the mods, to which we agreed. Now it is YOUR turn to have a say, cast your votes people! Let’s restore this site to how it used to be!

“That rule about insulting people should only be for the Germans and no one else. … Read more

Ok not complaining but I love how half this site uses us as therapists and the other half is hyper sexual and horny all the time

Hey so for people who didn’t get it or got confused in the mess of people like I did here are the new rules and stuff for wje. (Everything is copy pasted from either wade or Jake)

First off, the new terms for a ban are repeated spamming, repeated insults, inappropriate pictures, and alting

Bans will be discussed between two or more mods as well, so if there is an issue, just let one of us know

You are all to welco… Read more

Angel, Ry, I’m sorry if I went too far..I’ll still talk to both of you but can we just put the past behind us and not tell lies about each other anymore?

Ok, let's all understand sm, and first no ones going to argue with me cuz I go to Germany on holiday at least once a year and nearly everyone ik makes nazi or german jokes? Ok, so I'm as on the fence as possible as i could be. Germans, we don't think your nazis, we're just annoyed your on the English version of the web and because we're really weird and horny and retarded, you can even search for nazi jokes 89, I thi… Read more

Hallö Matthias^^

here was a big discussion. The Users on this site are calling Germans Nazis and insulting us. I've warned them before, but they haven't stop. Is it normal to insult others and give a f*ck about their feelings? These guys are so rude und disrespectful. An hour or two hours ago we entered a Chat und there was someone (i don't want to mention a name) who told Husky to leave the chat directly. Is this o… Read more

pop goes your mom’s back cause i stepped on a crack of rizz, i do not have a lack i am not black i have a very big rack i used to live in a shack now i live in the back of the house of a guy named zack i can definitely take your flak maybe your name should be jack cause i shot a pack of ducks that go quack