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So, at school we had to make a poem about our passion, and I chose dance: I arrive at dance Excited and glad. I look around the room And get signed in.

The warmup has begun We begin to stretch, “To the left, To the right, Straighten your legs.”

I feel free I feel weightless. I dance my worries off.

The music then starts We go from the start, 1⁄2 an hour passes, Hip hop has begun.

Why is dance easy for some, But h… Read more

I like to try and help people out with things like relationship issues or stress. I can be a bit of a beach sometimes but I don't mean to. I have ADD, (Attention deficit disorder) which is pretty much ADHD but I don't have the hyperactivity. It is also known as inattentive ADHD. ADHD can often cause things like:

Memory struggle, Easily triggered (Anger) You get the idea.

Adhd is a very misunderstood disorder/disabi… Read more

Note to self: Don't eat curry.

My stomach didn't like the spices in Tandoori chicken last night and I ended up throwing up at 11:30 last night. :/

Wtfff my shit be actin up bro i gotta take a shit for the 2nd time today and its 12:42 bro fuckkkk my stomach feels like shittt omg it came liquidy and its gonna make my fuckj ass itch bro fuckkkkkkkkk fuck fuckfuckduckfuck wtf why does it hurt socmuchhh wtf is goi ig onnn FUCK FUCK FUCKKKKK

YOUR MAMA IS SO FAT INSTEAD OF WEARING A MASK 😷 SHE ENDED UP USING HER DAUGHTER'S G-STRINGS 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Why is it that when People commit horrible crimes like raping, murder, kidnapping, they get put in jail all jail is just time out if Somebody commits a terrible crime the victims family and friends and the victim if there still alive should be allowed to tie up and beat the criminals to death

Cool Lifehack - Many iphones today come equipped with wireless charging technology. By putting your phone in the microwave for at least 1 minute, you can go from 2% to 100% by making use of apple’s revolutionary wireless charging technology, with no expensive equipment required.

How it works: Microwave energy is used to carry energy through the air to your iphone on a wireless charger. Microwaves produce the same en… Read more

Cool Lifehack - Many iphones today come equipped with wireless charging technology. By putting your phone in the microwave for at least 1 minute, you can go from 2% to 100% by making use of apple's revolutionary wireless charging technology, with no expensive equipment required.

How it works: Microwave energy is used to carry energy through the air to your iphone on a wireless charger. Microwaves produce the same energy as a wireless charger, only a lot more of it. This charges your phone much faster than an ordinary wireless charger with none of the equpiment needed.

This will only work for iphone 8 and up.

If you got cut this season, I would not the fuck be mad, dude. Real shit, man. I'm sorry dude. I-I-I, I, I, I don't want no racist mothafuckas up on my football team, I'm sorry, that's just me, though. I'll catch you guys later, and you guys have a good one.

I look like, dude- I FEEL like a DUMBASS! Real shit, okay, now, I still think you a beast upon the football field. As far as- me... liking you as a person, fuck you, dawg, okay? Can’t stand yo fuckin’ ass, dawg. Can’t stand you now, man! Y’know, and my whole thing is this, dawg, you fuckin’ up big time man, you over here-

Now, in personal opinion, there’s a huge difference between the word [EXPUNGED] and [EXPUNGED], okay? Not, not one fuckin’ time. In my videos, have I ever came out and said, “Yo man, fuck dat [EXPUNGED]”. NEVER said dat shit. And I better fuckin’ ke-e-ep my goddamn voice down, there might be some [EXPUNGED] walkin’ do-own the street bout re-ea-dy to fuck me up, man. You know what I’m sayin’? But, um, but yeah, though… Read more

Soooo I'm gonna sum up what I did in this year (2045). First off, I tied up ZEPHYR and fucked his hoe shay after drugging her. She died in a crash on her way home. Then I tortured ZEPHYR and forced him to tell me all his jokes and I used his jokes to get some real ass bitches. I also got rich off of my jokes and bought this website and renamed it into BESTJOKESEVER. Now all of the jokes on BESTJOKESEVER.COM must be top tier or I will personally come to your house and beat the shit out of you.