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Little Johnny Made a platter of cookies for Santa. He was gonna set them out by the milk but his dad never came back with it. He wakes up to find his mom on top of Santa. Santa says Ho ho OH YEAH!

Counting days, counting days Since my love up and got lost on me And every breath that I've been taken Since you left feels like a waste on me I've been holding on to hope That you'll come back when you can find some peace 'Cause every word that I've heard spoken Since you left feels like a hollow street I've been told, I've been told to get you off my mind But I hope I never lose the bruises that you left behind Oh my lord, oh my lord, I need you by my side There must be something in the water 'Cause every day, it's getting colder And if only I could hold you You'd keep my head from going under Maybe I, maybe I'm just being blinded By the brighter side

Lyrics She's more than just a pretty face In a late night bar More than just a pair of tight jeans Sitting in your car She's more than a last call kiss Or a one night stand Remember, boy, you weren't the first to hold her hand She's somebody's daughter She's somebody's everything She's somebody's little girl Even if she's grown up and moved away She's somebody's whole world She's somebody's baby And if you don't trea… Read more

She put him out Like the burnin' end of a midnight cigarette She broke his heart He spent his whole life tryin' to forget We watched him drink his pain away A little at a time But he never could get drunk enough To get her off his mind Until the night

[Chorus: Brad Paisley & Alison Krauss ] He put that bottle to his head And pulled the trigger And finally drank away her memory Life is short, but this time it was bigger Than the strength he had to get up off his knees We found him with his face down in the pillow With a note that said, "I'll love her 'til I die" And when we buried him beneath the willow The Angels sang a whiskey lullaby

public announcement to The Stigg

get the fuck off this website or shape up and treat people like humans. stop telling people to die. you are having a negative impact on these peoples lives and ruining the community, and if you don't want to play nice, than you can go fuck yourself on the some dad joke websites

I'm a little teapot short and stout. Here is my handle here is my spout. When I get all steamed up then I shout! Tip me over, pour me out.

Mr. bruh XD shut up if you aint aginst the stig or shit like that then shut up im not in the mood for bull crap im in the hospital"

Ok and? it's not like being in a hospital doesn't allow you to noy be annoying

Mr. bruh XD8 days ago Let’s beat that “lEtS gET 69 LikEs anD CoMmEntS” with 21 dislikes on this post #21gang

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Comments (4) Anonymous 8 days ago I don't like this. but disliking is the only thing too then

The Stig 8 days ago SHUT UP

Anonymous 7 days ago Ok let's gooooo

Royal 4 days ago 🤕

I CANT BELIVE IM SAYING THIS BUT FOR ONCE I AGREE WITH THE STIG 🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮😵‍💫

Mr. bruh XD shut up if you aint aginst the stig or shit like that then shut up im not in the mood for bull crap im in the hospital

Man I see yall fight an stuff but like no one cares shikari and Stig shut up mostly shikari though this is a joke site not a venting site could you please no spam songs or just random stuff and Stig stop telling people to kill themselves it's not nice but fr shut your traps if you don't have a joke to say