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Guys..I think Chex is cheating on me with Flappy’s brother, and after I sold my left nut for her and blew up a hospital.

Insane, Crazy, Stupid.

Unfortunate, They Say "A Maniac".

Such a shame :/

And Yeah I Get Manic, But don't be Dramatic.

When plans are active, "A Maniac" indeed.

Im going insane for you.. Voices in my head, Eat Reality Right Up.

The Man On The Moon, I Swear I'll Be There Soon.

You Made Me This Way, A Maniac, What A Wonderful Feeling.

Jake im sorry, I know I made a promise... But I can't take this anymore, soon ill be off for the night for a move, and idk when and if I'll be back tonight, but idek. When I wake up tmrw morning if seem off, if I don't seem happy, if I don't seem sad, if I don't seem anything its cause I won't for a while. It all feels like my fault, so im done. Im don't with emotion. Like the one person I've always cared for says I was acting and just fucking hurts me on and on and they know they do, so im done. I will be praying that I don't even wake up, I won't do anything to stop myself from waking up though.

lyrics that i live by

I cant love no bitch' cause i want money, yeah, I run it up How you fall in love? Man, she don't want you, you a stupid fuck. I cant love no bitch, I cant love no thot.

ts so real.

this is my dream in lyrics.

you wanna go out on dates, you want somebody to bring you flowers sum1 to talk to for hours, wash ur back while ya'll sit in the shower sum1 to tell you "your beautiful" sum1 to tell you and mean it sum1 to tell you "I love you everyday" and don't got a reason.

Ok, what is going on with Depresso??? I am so confused. Bring me up to date.

Hahahahaha Tank God Ayy, ayy I've been fuckin' hoes and poppin' pillies Man, I feel just like a rockstar (ayy, ayy) All my brothers got that gas And they always be smokin' like a Rasta Fuckin' with me, call up on a Uzi And show up, man, them the shottas When my homies pull up on your block They make that thing go grrra-ta-ta-ta (ta, pow, pow, pow, ayy, ayy) Switch my whip, came back in black I'm startin' sayin', "Res… Read more

do yall ever pick up the phone cause someone is call in and u answer it and the person on the phone say "are u in the house alone''

Can someone tell me the steps or instructions to life.....because I think I missed a step and fucked up

Well, let me have a rule and a saw and a board and I'll cut it I'll climb up a ladder with a hammer and a nail and I'll nail it Well, we worked so hard to build a little house together In the snow or the rain or the ice-cold wind, whenever No matter What the weather We're together Let me have a rule and a saw and a board and I'll cut it Climb up a ladder with a hammer and a nail and I'll nail it Well, we worked so hard to build a little house together In the snow, in the rain or the ice-cold wind, whenever No matter Any weather We're together

We should came up with emojis to put in bios for terms like BP person could be: 🐼

sorry for anyone who reads this lil note but its about Ethan,

tbh I love him so much, yes we have our ups and downs but I couldn't imagine life w/o him, yes he made some mistakes and ruined my trust but he's slowly and surely getting it back. he's so different. like when I look into his eyes it makes me feel all fuzzly and warm. i never wanna let go of him. all weekend I've been just thinking about him, wearing his hoodies to bed nd everything. he gives me pure joy and I never wanna lose this feeling.

Poll results have been in and you're still whining, shut up already May, 87% of people want you to stop whining, it's like the boy who cried wolf at this point...