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When I see an anime schoolgirl I have the overwhelming urge to push her down, then watch her get back up again and push her down again, and repeat this over and over until she has a mental breakdown.

Caitlyn-

You are not: Ugly

Fat

A bitch

Unintelligent

F*cked up

You are:

Kind,

Important,

Beautiful

Perfect body

Smart

An amazing person.

*Don't take this weirdly*

I love how I’m constantly telling people how sleep deprived I am and then I’ll go home and stay up way later than I should by choice. I procrastinate everything, even sleeping!!!

I am the one, don't weigh a ton Don't need a gun to get respect up on the street (okay) Under the sun, the bastard son Will pop the Glock to feed himself and family (sheesh) By any means, your enemies my enemies We wet them up like a canteen (damn) The yellow tape surrounds the fate Don't have a face so now you late, open the gates

Great, eliminate like ElimiDate (woo) Hey, young boy had to penetrate (ooh) Face, you… Read more

HELLO dear People on this site, I Just wan't to tell you all that this site Is officially become the worst site ever becous you guys argue more as you should and you barlie write any jokes or post any mems. You just argue it's not normal to argue this much when you probably don't even know each other. The site is called worst jokes ever because you should write you're best jokes but when you guys are on it's called worst people that exist. So somme people say sorry exept it and don't make something up or something just exept it.

I'm back bitches. I come back to this website and see all these pussy ass women fighting. To all you fucks messing up the website for the rest of us; fuck off back to the kitchen and make us some sandwiches instead of running those mouths!

Hey guys, Tysm for helping me reach over 30 followers! In return, I want to do something for you. I'm a 12 year old girl living in Australia, and I tend to suffer from Anxiety. If you have anxiety, please know that you are not alone. I've been dealing with anxiety for almost 3 years now, and its been getting worse as I grow up. I often find myself with fast heartbeat when its comes to a simple task in English classes… Read more

How about this? Yall FUCKING SHUT UP. I'm so SICK of going back on here and seeing that another argument happened, all because someone said something that pushed someone's button. I know there are going to be arguments on this comment, and I swear, if it comes to this, I WILL have you banned.

Hey guys, to say thanks for so many followers, I wanted to make something that I know everyone can use. So here it is.

✨Amazing food combinations that taste amazing... (Despite sounding weird)✨

Pretzels and Nutella

Pork and apple sauce

Raisins/sultanas' with oats

Plain chips on bread

Peanut butter on bacon

If your an Aussie you may know this one, lamingtons and salt

I've not tried this, but ALOT of people say its good, Cheeto's and milk?

(hotdog) Sausages and jelly

I love this one, yoghurt and crunched up cookies. Omg it tastes amazing.

Thankyou so much for all the followers! <3

#DAGGERSWEEP L HAILEY L CAITLYN L KITCAT ALL OF YOU GUYS GANGING UP ON HIM AND LOSING DAGGER ALWAYS ON TOP BABY