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Hello everyone, If you have been banned today, it was probably for using racial slurs and/or being racist. If you want to be unbanned, write a mail to info@worstjokesever.com and tell me why I should unban you and how I can be sure that there won't be any posts or comments from you in the future that I have to delete.

Y'all notice how all those discord screenshots say "today at 9:whatervertheminutewas" even tho Ryan had previously said that he didnt have any screenshots because Cosmo deleted all the messages? Also, thats not what Cosmo's discord account looks like, his username is "Lavinumbersiforghetti" (I dun hav my phone rn so I cant check to see what it is). The new account had claimed that "Oh these screenshots were from 2021" but if thats true, then, noting that the screenshots were taken ON THE DAY THE MESSAGES WERE SENT, THEN THAT MEANS THEY HAD TO BE TAKEN BACK IN 2021, SO THEN HOW COULD RYAN HAVE CLAIMED ALL THE MESSAGES WERE DELETED, AND THEN COME BACK WITH SCREENSHOTS TAKEN IN 2021!!!

Bee Movie By Jerry Seinfeld

NARRATOR: (Black screen with text; The sound of buzzing bees can be heard) According to all known laws of aviation, : there is no way a bee should be able to fly. : Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. : The bee, of course, flies anyway : because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. BARRY BENSON: (Barry is picking out a shirt) Yellow, black. Y… Read more

1. Would you rather have the ability to see 10 minutes into the future or 150 years into the future? 2. Would you rather have telekinesis (the ability to move things with your mind) or telepathy (the ability to read minds)? 3. Would you rather team up with Wonder Woman or Captain Marvel? 4. Would you rather be forced to sing along or dance to every single song you hear? 5. Would you rather find true love today or win… Read more

I love how Aaden nd Skyler try so hard to offend me. Its so pathetic, its funny really >< anywayss how are you guys today?

Guys today was my first day of school i just hate it i want it to go back to the same thing it was last year, it's gonna take a lot of time getting used to school now, i even got seperated from my friends Yuri and Chadette. I miss 2023, and 2022 and 2021, i would do nearly anything to go back, LITERALLY ALMOST ANYTHING

BE SURE TO WATCH GODZILLA MINUS ONE/MINUS COLOR IT JUST RELEASED TODAY INTERNATIONALLY I WILL BE SAD IF YOU DONT

rip my printer took it’s last breath today you will be missed, DeskJest 2700 fly high in printer heaven, where the colors are always magenta, cyan, and yellow, and no one ever bangs their hand against your surface 2021-2024 🪦🕊️😔

Poll

ONLY AUSTRALIANS WILL UNDERSTAND

The weather today is pretty hot, isn't it? Just a regular January.

(ONLY PPL FROM AUSTRALIA OR THE SOUTHERN HEMISPHERE WILL UNDERSTAND) Do you understand?