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Anyone happy that they didn't get into a relationship with someone that they liked, just to find out from your best friend aka their cousin that they already had a gf and was planning to cheat on them just to see how it felt. I found out about this today after knowing the kid for about 4 months.

I wanna cry and die at the same time. And I still have his phone number but he won't answer when I call because his phone is a house phone so I can't text him. Do you guys have any suggestions?

GENESIS 24 Isaac and Rebekah 1Abraham was now very old, and the Lord had blessed him in every way. 2He said to the senior servant in his household, the one in charge of all that he had, “Put your hand under my thigh. 3I want you to swear by the Lord, the God of heaven and the God of earth, that you will not get a wife for my son from the daughters of the Canaanites, among whom I am living, 4but will go to my country … Read more

Bee Movie Script

According to all known laws of aviation,

there is no way a bee should be able to fly.

Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.

The bee, of course, flies anyway

because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.

Barry! Breakfast is ready!

Ooming!

Hang… Read more

YOOOO!!! I just ran over a cat in my car on the way to school today!! Like and follow me if you wanna pic of the body! lol XD

ok but hear me out if jesus was still alive today he woulda been a fitness youtuber

GENESIS 21 The Birth of Isaac 1Now the Lord was gracious to Sarah as he had said, and the Lord did for Sarah what he had promised. 2Sarah became pregnant and bore a son to Abraham in his old age, at the very time God had promised him. 3Abraham gave the name Isaac to the son Sarah bore him. 4When his son Isaac was eight days old, Abraham circumcised him, as God commanded him. 5Abraham was a hundred years old when his … Read more

I'm gonna cry i don't have a valentine to spend today with I don't think my crush actually likes me lmao i spilled my drink all over my shirt its hard to breathe i spilled my friends cereal and i feel bad i dont really think my friends like me (IRL) im gaining more weight my mother hasnt told me that shes proud of me, once. every time my parents fight its about me or money im constantly being made fun of im always as… Read more

I have two things to say so I’ll start with the funny/good thing. I looked at some new glasses today and my mom made fun of the ones I said I liked and said “ok Jeffrey dahmer” and “ok grandpa” making fun of my style. And second the whole thing about my friend git solved in days and she changed her mind but it became a mess for me now my mom is monitoring my school Chromebook and set up settings in roblox so I can’t say anything even in game and can’t play most of the games. She is being so dumb it’s irritating

I’m not going online today unless it’s in the middle of the night Tell Theo I said hi <3<3<3<3

hello welcome to abortion pizza your loss is our sauce we also run a bbq buisness on the side yester days mistake is todays steak u make em we scrape em

Hey guys its Kay and I would like to say I am glad to be back on here the doctor said I made a good recovery and I just made it home and what happen was on Christmas day I started coughing and coughing then I threw up and my " mom " realized i had blood in my throw up so she rushed me to the hospital and the doctor said I was very ill so they did everything they could to help me back I stood in there for 3 weeks and 2 days ago the doctor said I made a full recovery and i just came home today.

Glad to see everyone again :D