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I had an evil thought yesterday which could be just as worse as turning a cat into a pencil case, and having its but as a sharpener and its tale as a zipper. What if you gave a container full of food to a pregnant lady, with a label hidden under the lid stating "Happy Miscarriage"

mimi thought she could come back here with a new name BUT THE SAME ACC. this dumbass fr thought. btw the furrys new name and pfp is in the comments

mimi thought she ate when she called my INDIAN (terrorist 4.0) bestfriend a cracker like fuck SHE ATE ALL THE MF CRACKERS. LIKE OMFG U CANT BE CALLING SOMEONE A CRACKER IF THEY DONT FUCKING EXIST ANYMORE BC UR ASS ATE THEM ALL. ALSO. why is this bitch calling random ppl crackers when HER ASS IS WHITE. like can we not talk abt how shes just calling everyone the n word and this retard IS WHITE.

IL BLOO UP INNO SMEETHRENES AND SPOO MA TINY SMPONY ALL UPNDOMN A CITE ST WHILE TRYNA PUTMY MINDIN E’S LIKE FINISHING THIS MOLEDY THIS FEELS LIKE A NESSACERY

My friend was looking through my jokes and said "wow! thats a long one!"

All I could think was "Thats not what will ever be said to you"

I’m stupid I just resized under my “which is more dramatic” poll I said more I thought I said less and said “my answer” on the guys button accidentally which i very much disagree with do not assume that I think guys are dramatic because that is false information on my behalf

The Weeknd:] I understand, your body wants it I know your thoughts, oh you 'bout it, 'bout it You're a big girl, and it's your world And I'ma let you do it how you (Wanna, girl, I'll)

Ride with it, ride with it I know you know, I know you wanna ride with it Don't be shy with it, I'll supply with it I got you, girl, oh, I got it, girl With your Louis V. bag, tats on your arms High heel shoes make you six feet tall Ev… Read more

GENESIS 38 Judah and Tamar 1It happened at that time that Judah went down from his brothers and turned aside to a certain Adullamite, whose name was Hirah. 2There Judah saw the daughter of a certain Canaanite whose name was Shua. He took her and went in to her, 3and she conceived and bore a son, and he called his name Er. 4She conceived again and bore a son, and she called his name Onan. 5Yet again she bore a son, an… Read more

GENESIS 32 Jacob Prepares to Meet Esau 1Jacob also went on his way, and the angels of God met him. 2When Jacob saw them, he said, “This is the camp of God!” So he named that place Mahanaim. 3Jacob sent messengers ahead of him to his brother Esau in the land of Seir, the country of Edom. 4He instructed them: “This is what you are to say to my lord Esau: ‘Your servant Jacob says, I have been staying with Laban and hav… Read more

GENESIS 31 Jacob Flees From Laban 1Jacob heard that Laban’s sons were saying, “Jacob has taken everything our father owned and has gained all this wealth from what belonged to our father.” 2And Jacob noticed that Laban’s attitude toward him was not what it had been. 3Then the Lord said to Jacob, “Go back to the land of your fathers and to your relatives, and I will be with you.” 4So Jacob sent word to Rachel and Leah… Read more

GENESIS 28 1So Isaac called for Jacob and blessed him. Then he commanded him: “Do not marry a Canaanite woman. 2Go at once to Paddan Aram, to the house of your mother’s father Bethuel. Take a wife for yourself there, from among the daughters of Laban, your mother’s brother. 3May God Almighty bless you and make you fruitful and increase your numbers until you become a community of peoples. 4May he give you and your de… Read more

I thought there was an edit option for your own posts i was just about to fix a spelling error in one of my jokes and the only option that pooed up was share link

Everybody @ASHMAN Is Ashton Parkes just thought I let y'all know. I help Kayden out last night to figure out who AP was. And It's obvious who it is.

GENESIS 26 Isaac and Abimelek 1Now there was a famine in the land—besides the previous famine in Abraham’s time—and Isaac went to Abimelek king of the Philistines in Gerar. 2The Lord appeared to Isaac and said, “Do not go down to Egypt; live in the land where I tell you to live. 3Stay in this land for a while, and I will be with you and will bless you. For to you and your descendants I will give all these lands and w… Read more