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SHREK

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William Steig & Ted Elliott

SHREK Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss. … Read more

where did the Aussie trio run off to?

i haven't heard from them in forever

Guys I think I have some bad news about Hailey and Caitlyn. As you might have noticed, Hailey hasn’t been on at all today. Caitlyn and I think her parents found out about her discord as well as her acc on here. Cat’s been trying to message her all day but we haven’t heard anything, and I haven’t heard anything from Cat in hours. Now her profile seems to have undergone the same fate as Hailey’s, so it’s possible the same thing happened to her. I’m not entirely sure what’s going on, but I don’t think it’s good. Wish them luck.

Okay, if there was a world of just cats and dogs and the car says that they are a human does that make them a furry are a humie?

To all those who wish to know about the situation, here is the verdict:

NOBODY is going to be joining this "group."

It's hardly even a group. It is merely a joke, just a little fun between users.

This is NOT a "kingdom" and it is not some weird civilization. There's no "roles and jobs," none of that!! It's not even official.

And so, NO asking to join, NO giving yourselves roles, and NO obnoxious crap that we don't want to deal with.

All we ask is that you'd all quit causing drama. Thanks for understanding. If you have any further questions, we'll happily answer them.

Guys i need serious help! I really like this person and i don't know how to tell them because we are really close what should i doooooooo

GENESIS 6 Wickedness in the World 1When human beings began to increase in number on the earth and daughters were born to them, 2the sons of God saw that the daughters of humans were beautiful, and they married any of them they chose. 3Then the Lord said, “My Spirit will not contend with humans forever, for they are mortal; their days will be a hundred and twenty years.” 4The Nephilim were on the earth in those days—a… Read more

GENESIS 5 From Adam to Noah 1This is the written account of Adam’s family line. When God created mankind, he made them in the likeness of God. 2He created them male and female and blessed them. And he named them “Mankind” when they were created. 3When Adam had lived 130 years, he had a son in his own likeness, in his own image; and he named him Seth. 4After Seth was born, Adam lived 800 years and had other sons and d… Read more

Why is this site filled with dumbass little kids and braindead monkey zoomers? This site is supposed to be for adult jokes made by and for respectable, civilized, humans. instead it's filled with twitter-loving consumer algorithm-fried zoomers and children. Fucking ban them already or make a containment site to filter that garbage out, we the community want to see true jokes on the front page, not "IF THIS HITS 69 LI… Read more

some of the jokes are funny and of them are sad

Aw shit, the kids got to the computer, and are now sending radar signals to the police station, guess I have to burn them now to get rid of the evidence.

Jesus, I was gone for a day, and I came back to some bullshit about Anons being absolute retards and comments being deleted, and other people commenting on how disgusting they were. I kind of wanted to see them, not gonna lie.

I love how these 'vegans' are still drinking water.

That could have been a fishes house u bitch

(I'm not vegan btw, just paying them out)

so when two girls kiss no one even looks at them in the slightest, but when I kiss my homies goodnight society calls me gay

Hey everyone! I wanted to thank you for 17 followers! You all make my day so much brighter <3. Here are some more things you can do with emotions!

Anxiety, Challenge yourself to talk. Grab a teddy or something you know you can talk to, and start talking to it and try to forget your anxiety.

Remember that you are not your anxiety. You are not weak. You are not inferior. You have a mental health condition. It’s calle… Read more

I am the one, don't weigh a ton Don't need a gun to get respect up on the street (okay) Under the sun, the bastard son Will pop the Glock to feed himself and family (sheesh) By any means, your enemies my enemies We wet them up like a canteen (damn) The yellow tape surrounds the fate Don't have a face so now you late, open the gates

Great, eliminate like ElimiDate (woo) Hey, young boy had to penetrate (ooh) Face, you… Read more

Like this if you laughed.

These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.

I made a website for orphans .Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.

Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.

Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father

Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)

Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.

What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.

Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewers head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they… Read more

Hey guys, Tysm for helping me reach over 30 followers! In return, I want to do something for you. I'm a 12 year old girl living in Australia, and I tend to suffer from Anxiety. If you have anxiety, please know that you are not alone. I've been dealing with anxiety for almost 3 years now, and its been getting worse as I grow up. I often find myself with fast heartbeat when its comes to a simple task in English classes… Read more

People are probably blaming me for making Hailey leave. But I never meant for this to happen. If people don't know, it all started from one of my harmless feminism jokes, when she and her friends started to talk shit about it and me. Sure, I said some stuff that I regret (and I did say sorry for them), but I was trying to stop this bullshit. Whenever they made insulting posts and comments, I would ignore or respond c… Read more