does any one have that 1 person who makes your life a living hell . if so tell me the reason.
What kind of music do you all like? Personally I love pretty much any rock song from the ‘70s to 2000s. Also a great variety of pop, so pretty much just a bunch of stuff.
Hello. How are you today? I'm fine but it was also a tiring day because today was the first day of school after the autumn holidays. I was so tired at school. Just wanted to tell my day like this
Like this if you laughed.
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
I made a website for orphans .Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!
I have diabetes. It sucks.
Imagine having to inject yourself multiple times a day, stabbing your finger with a tiny pin to get blood out of it, always shooting a dexcom patch onto your shoulder just so you can stay alive!! Well, thats my life every. single. day. You have no idea what the pain is like, being stared at during school by the entire class while injecting insulin before lunch, being stared at because your pump made a big beeping sound when I'm having a bad sugar level. It really sucks, so I just thought I'd say to everyone this one thing:
Never, ever pick on a diabetic. Because you have no idea what its like.
Hailey-
You are not: Short. Unsmart. Weird. Ugly. too skinny.
You are:
An amazing friend. Perfect. Beautiful the way you are. Nothing compares to you.
Your the best thing in my life ❤
Some jokes on here are fucked, like my father would come back just to leave again if he knew i found these funny. Love being fucked in the head with yall
I’ve got nothing better to do with my life so figured I’d go ahead and join the WJE community. Hi everyone, I’m Jake! Used my last name since just “Jake” was taken. I’ve been here for a couple years now, reading and posting jokes on anonymous accounts. Haven’t delved very deep into the community tan, but now that there’s one for memes I figured I might as well get involved. If there’s anything I should know about this place, I’d be glad to hear it! Otherwise, I’ll see y’all soon!
What do you think if I was a: Colour, Animal, Time of day, Season, Holiday and a food? Example: Colour: blue, animal: lion, etc you get the idea. ❤️
Alright, Dagger. I'm sorry. For all the nonsense. BUT I won't fully forgive you until you apologize to Caitlyn and I. Because to be fair, you said alot of nasty things to us. I know Caitlyn can be a bit stubborn (Idk if that's the word to describe it but oh well), but she's doing it for her best friend. We won't have each other next year because of High School, so we help each other as much as we can. Even if it means all of this. Point is, it needs to stop. She won't apologize until you do. IDC if you don't think you called her a retard or not, Just apologize for all of this nonsense that's been happening.
Like I say in the other comment I posted or entity sad this is not going to be solved if someone delete post just say sorry isn't that hard. And matt should take you're ability away.
A guy in camouflage stole my wheelchair. So I went on Instagram and said, to the guy in camouflage who stole my wheelchair, you can hide but you can"t run!
So, as most of you would know, Caitlyn is my best friend. So unless your her, don't continue reading.
Ima start off with hello. '.'
So, you mean more than anything to me Caitlyn, more than anything in my life. (Sorry fam). I know I can be a little *cough* aggressive *cough* sometimes, but I don't mean to. You're my best friend, and I hope you know how important you are to me. You're not ugly at all, you're amazing in every way. When things were a lil' tough for me, you were there for me. So now I'm gonna do the same for u. ❤
Song I searched for you-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H29YOd-YWaI
HELLO dear People on this site, I Just wan't to tell you all that this site Is officially become the worst site ever becous you guys argue more as you should and you barlie write any jokes or post any mems. You just argue it's not normal to argue this much when you probably don't even know each other. The site is called worst jokes ever because you should write you're best jokes but when you guys are on it's called worst people that exist. So somme people say sorry exept it and don't make something up or something just exept it.
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewers head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they… Read more
So, some of you may know Clara Dao is, if you do, you would know her body type.
I have pretty much the exact same body time as her, and I found out today that a boy in my class thought I was a vegetarian because I'm so skinny, and another said that its because I'm so skinny. I just put on a fake smile and acted like it was funny. But now I can't stop thinking about it. I know its a good thing to be skinny, but it can be bad as well. Don't start drama in the comments, just answer this: Is being skinny good or bad?
This is interesting... I'm on dagger's side because he seems to have his prioties straight. He wants peace but Caitlyn obviously is overreacting about a mispelt name and calling it "calling names" like what the fuck is that mentality other than a 12 year olds
If people have a problem with the other people here, why haven't you left the site yet? It's because you don't want to look weak, you want the upper hand, even when its obvious that you never will get it.
Shut the frick up
Guys. Something came in the mail today