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Guy Fact #6: Men would rather take a bullet than pick up tampons at the grocery store for their wife.

Guy Fact #5: If you find dirty socks and underwear near-to or semi-near the hamper, there is a man nearby.

Did you know the dinosaurs in Jurassic Park were all female so they didn't have to animate big floppy dicks.

It’s snowing so heavy outside I can’t see across the river. The river is in my backyard.

My mom put an internet thing so I can’t be online from 9:00 pm to 7:00 am but I’ll probably try to disable it. If I can’t I’ll tell you in the morning

Gm my loveable idiots today is gonna be a god day for me bc i have my dance and dont have school tmr so im staying the nights at a friends but i will not be on over the weekend because i am not able to bring my chromebook to my moms until my grades are all passing

https://worstjokesever.com/community/p/62076c2470a33b2463861219 The first ever community post-

My teacher asked us what is sex. My friend, Bobby got up and said in a loud, clear voice "Sex is a temptation caused by a sensation, Where a boy puts his location into a woman's destination to increase the population of the next generation. Do you understand my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?" The teacher shot him 23 times before she feinted.

BAILEY YOU AND JAS SAID YOU CAN BUILD YOUR FRIENDSHIP OVER TIME AGAIN AND I'M FINE WITH THAT BUT HERE'S THE THING IF YOU FUCKING HURT JAS AGAIN OR MAKE HER WANT TO LEAVE I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD- also bailey i don't forgive you i never will

Daily Challenge: Turn on light mode for the first time. If you already have it on, your crazy. /j

Matt, do not unban Ashton. He will nothing but trouble. He promised, like, 5 times he will change but he's never done that. The vast majority of the community agrees.

Hey everyone! I just want to say my last and final goodbyes to you all. If your wondering why I said last, it's because I got a stomach cancer and will be giving up my life tomorrow... I thank you all so much for being friends with me! it means a lot. But I'm sorry I have to go. I hope you all move on and enjoy the rest of your lives. Thank you again and... ✌️Goodbye ya'll✌️