Fun fact: Australia fought a war against emus in 1932 with machine guns. The emus won
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toast was right about the wingsuit
this is the last thing im posting before i leave, for good. it is a kinda of a long page of random shit ive done on WJE and recalling shit because i absolutely positively have no fucking life and i thought this would be funny ok so the first thing is that imma just clear shit up before i go because like theres some shit to clear up mkay first off i just wanna say im sorry if i trolled everyone too far aka being anno… Read more
Boys and girls, it’s nighty-night time! Happy Jake the clown has a nursery rhyme :)
It’s about the boogie woogie man, keep your light on as long as you can. ‘Cause when it cuts off, so does your head! Boogie woogie woogie waits under your bed with a shank, splah! Up through the bottom! Little Jimmy Jimmy? GOT ‘EM!
who has the best quotes in the quote book
TOAAASTTT JT JUST FLASHED HIS FEET ON THE MEETING
Finally unbanned! Thx for the apology Ethan
One evening in Beaver Hollow, a most deranged tale unfolded within the notorious Van der Linde gang at the peak of their desperation. The sun had set on another chaotic day, casting eerie shadows through the dense forest. Little did anyone know, this evening would be filled with unimaginable horror.
Arthur Morgan, known for his unpredictable nature and mischievous spirit, had been growing tired of Dutch's leadership… Read more
ok, wade and rorschach the email and password are below some rules: don’t login until i say so, i have to activate it try not to overload it with too much activity TELL ME IF YOU GET BANNED THERE’S A PROCESS that’s pretty much it, should be hard to get banned with all the ips, and if anyone else wants one i’m happy to make it :) happy trolling y’all <3
IF YOU FOLLOW ME I WILL REVEAL MYSELF! HINT! I AM A VERY OLD OG AND I PROMISE WE WILL MAKE THIS THE MOST FOLLOWED ACCOUNT ON WJE.
yo guys its me opal your favorite troll the girl with 20 alts yk me? you probably do by now im gonna quit wje this site is so retarded istg everyone on here is retarded and perc invited me on here and i hated it from day 1 i have good memories on here liek trolling people and shit but i think its time for me to just leave my grades are ass and it's not good for me to be on wje every day all the time thats basically it chat w me on discord bye
remember jake killed the site 3 people online lmao you can't come back from this fuckup jake
Watch out for the bot that wants you to got to its website
Hello, WJE! My name is Mike Steinberg and I am a male feminist and LGBTQ activist, and anti-racist. Let me show you around my house. Over here are my... uh, jugs, [don't drink them ;)] there are about 71 of them in total, I like to call it "the autumn sea" because of the diverse colors that are visible. Over here on my computer I like to code scripts that auto-ban disgusting racists, anti-semites, and transphobes, He… Read more
put some good songs in the comments
Hello people of worstjokesever as one of the few remaining mods here , what should I do differently as a startVand let me know if I'm do8ng anything wrong
Hello everyone! I guess I'm one of the only people from my friend group who hasn't said their farewell message yet, so I may as well say it now. Even though I haven't gotten the chance to talk to most of you and know each other well, it has been an experience just existing here, I guess. Amazing or not, it was still something. I never really introduced myself either, but if you want to know some little things about m… Read more
TLDR anarchy is the best medicine atp
Honestly if mods were only used to delete illegal posts (which nobody ever even tries to make here anyway) the site would greatly improev